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criminal minds s1e1: “extreme aggressor”
Criminal Minds 1.01 | Extreme Aggressor
1.01 | Extreme Aggressor
he is so cute in the first episode, i'm going to get him pregnant 💕
Started to watch Extreme Aggressor last night, and like, as the first episode, what characters say and do kind of set up the watcher for what the show's going to be about and what characters are going to deal with/act like. And like. Derek says,
"You think all we do is serial killers? Trust me, we cover the whole spectrum of psychos. We profiled the D. C. sniper, the Unabomber, we do terrorists, arsonists-"
And they do go on in the seasons to feature these some times, but yeah, the show reallllllllly relies on serial killers.
I wonder what it would be like if it were more evenly spread out. I wonder if Mandy Patinkin would have stayed longer.
Per’sus and Einar Watch “Alternate Einar”
Einar: Thar be spoilers below. Per’sus: Why are you talking like that? Einar: I’m being whimsical. Per’sus: Weird. So what are we watching now? Einar: I believe it is called…
Criminal Minds
Per’sus: Oh. That means I get to watch you die…again. Einar: You don’t know that. Per’sus: Someone is probably you going to beat you or stab you or shoot you. Einar: Let’s just watch the quantum view screen. Per’sus: Very well.
Einar: That’s the bad guy! Don’t get into the car! Per’sus: I think she’s going to get into the car. Einar: She got into the car. Per’sus: Errr, was his voice familiar? Einar: Absolutely not!
Per’sus: Aww, look at you. Adorable. *Wiggles* 🪱 Einar: It’s been quite a few years since I looked so young. Per’sus: Er, they think you are the villain. Einar: I am completely not the villain. Did you hear what he does? I am not a misogynistic serial killer. Per’sus: They must be mistaken.
Einar: Alright… I might be the villain? Per’sus: Might? 🤨 Einar: 🤬 Per’sus: Maybe he is a host to a Goa’uld? Einar: I don’t like this Einar. Per’sus: *Gives Einar warm fuzzies.* At least you don’t share a name? Einar: And I am not impotent! Per’sus: Is that really important? Einar: …Yes. Tell them. Per’sus: Tell who? It’s just the two of us. Einar: Just say it! Per’sus: Fine. To whom it may concern. Einar’s equipment is fully functional without me. Einar: That’s better. Per’sus: Believe me. He had a lot of sex when he was young. You don’t know how many times I woke up to him having sex. Einar: Can you not make it sound like I was a slut. Per’sus: I’m not judging. You just had sex with a lot of people. It took me literally centuries to reach those numbers. * Einar: 🤦🏼♂️ Per’sus: And then when you surpassed me. Einar: Please, stop talking. 🤦🏼♂️ Per’sus: I was just making it clear that you are very much not impotent. Einar: You slowed my aging. I was a little sexually frustrated when I finally had an adult’s body. Per’sus: Didn’t you have sex with the entire- Einar: 😡 Per’sus: I’ll stop talking.
Per’sus: 😨 Einar: He deserved it. 😡 Per’sus: It still hurts to see you die. 😭 Einar: I love you too. *Rubs over Per’sus.* Per’sus: *Sad wiggle.*
* Remember that my main Per’sus had only been with eight people when they blended, so Einar didn’t actually sleep around as much as Per’sus makes it seem. Now…150+ years later, Per’sus has slept with a grand total of…ten people.
(Couldn’t do screenshots, so the photos are from IMDB and a Criminal Minds wiki.)
🎞️ Hotchreid Reshot: 1x01 🎞️
Reid: Do you know why he always introduces me as Dr. Reid?
Hotch: Because he knows that people see you as a kid, and he wants to make sure that they respect you. Because you're amazing Spencer and we're so lucky to have you.
Spencer: I...T-Thanks? *Spencer.exe has stopped working*
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PENELOPE IN EPISODE 1, GIRL WHAT ARE YOU WEARING 😭😭