#eyeballcommander

[monarchofmayhem]

Would you still love me if I was a worm?

As if that makes a difference.

[albertbutyoucancallmebert]

Yesterday was a lot. Amy made an attempt on Teddy's life, Bert almost thought he died when it took a while to return a text, they learned about the sad state of the crime department, Bert professed his love, and then Teddy was locked up.

But now it was a new day. Bert's highest priorities were closely related and both involved Commander Peepers. One was to follow up on the promise he made to Inspector Heath by asking him to beef up the crime department. The other was to complain about the Glornists and fill him in on their affairs.

Even though these were serious matters to discuss, Bert was giddy to see the commander. He always was! But he especially was now because it had been a while since the two of them spent time together, given their busy schedules and piles of projects.

Bert galloped up to the commander's war room, lunch in hand and rat in backpack. He swiped his card and strolled on in, excitedly looking for him.

@eyeballcommander

[detective-fez]

@eyeballcommander that fritz guy, am I right? hilariously stupid

[darkwingsnark]

If you don’t stop booping me I’ll slap you in real life. Seriously. 83 boops in an hour or so?

HA! Oh, oh Peepers... That was like within 10 to 15 minutes. [Unless they took a while to load, mind you.] If I had known it was 83, I would have been a pal and done the right thing...

At least made it a hundred! 83 is an awkward number! I can see why you're mad about it, sorry Peepers. I'll do better next time, promise.

[follwrshep]

F.Y.I: Gropists have nothing to do with me or practically anyone else hating Glorn! The only reason I exclusively say grop is because it pisses you pests off.

You're just a buncha idiots who take myths far too seriously!

Commander this is how you appear to me. You cry because you don’t understand glorn’s greatness.

[watchdogsworld]

Hey, uh, can I tell you something? In private?

Certainly. I will not tell a soul.

[stuckinuniformdevelopment]

Is Captain Tim's acid radioactive?

Extremely.

[orangespoonandbluehorse]

Oh yeah: You talked big about only calling me by my name, but who are you to decide that it's Mr. Peepers instead of Commander Peepers?

It's not just a title, it's the closest I've got to a first name. I even put it on my driver's license!

Oh that ones easy! Cause we’re buds!

I’d say if it’s your first name, Mr Peepers would be correct right? You don’t really say Mr firstname do you?

Unless, you instead would prefer me to not use Mr? I could use Ms! Or Mrs! Or Mx if that one suits your fancy!

Or I could drop the formalities all together and just say Peepers! Since we’re friends and all!