#monarchofmayhem

[eyeballcommander]

Local military officer elated to be compared to a worm, more after the commercial break

....Look, it seemed more like an unconditional love thing until he kept talking.

[stuckinuniformdevelopment]

@janitorlarry7

(Previous) Upon faintly overhearing Commander Peepers from behind, Larry's whistling slowed and quieted down until he stopped whistling completely. Even though he could barely hear him and he wasn't physically there, he lowered his head out of slight fear, recognizing the Commander wasn't in a great mood right now. Eventually though, They reached the exit and Teddy was just about done calling him. When Teddy said they were both in the clear, Larry raised his head and sighed a breath of relief. "Ah. T-that's good to hear." "I just hope Captain Tim doesn't come out of nowhere and attack us.." He awkwardly chuckled as he went through the door with the cart.

“Don’t worry. Captain Tim won’t be back until he’s finished running off his energy. Our real concern is Lord Hater himself...”

Teddy forced a smile and patted Larry’s shoulder in an attempt to reassure him. “...But I’m sure Commander Peepers will keep him out of the way.”

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[eyeballcommander]

Thread: The Fight of the Decade

Part 0

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Epilogue

[eyeballcommander]

@monarchofmayhem

Have I ever told you how much of a genius you are?

......Sir, your compliment doesn't make much of an impact when you said I should be "squished" by a hydraulic press yesterday.

Normally I’d be over the moon to hear any praise from you because it's as rare as a blue moon but, ehhhhh... Rings a little hollow, y'know?

[eyeballcommander]

I can’t believe Tumblr made me unfollow Lord Hater...

[c-peepers]

@monarchofmayhem

By the way I broke a door again so go get a stronger one. Annnnd we need more buttons because using your teeny handles for your teeny hands is annoying and you should've done something about that by now.

Again..? I'm not sure they can get much stronger but I'll look into it, sir.

Right, I'll also work on that. It's just— Buttons use an unnecessary amount of power.. Power we could be using for extravagant weapons! I'm sure a little inconvenience isn't worth a superweapon, right sir?

[eyeballcommander]

(@theyeontheskullship) what's your opinion on the glornists? 🎤

I hate those creeps! Especially their leader!

Why? Because I know he's not the loyal servant of Lord Hater he pretends to be. Dunno exactly what he's up to but, well...

I have never seen him gaze at Lord Hater in admiration. Which is how you'd, y'know, expect him to act when the Glornists claim him as their messiah or whatever their weird deal is.

No, that's how you appraise a specimen! And that's why I've got a hunch that he'd rather dismantle than bow down to him...