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Jeff: Damn it, Jack! You’re like a fucking vacuum cleaner! You suck!

EJ: And you swallow ;)

EJ: Hey Nina, wanna hear a joke?

Nina: Sure

EJ: Jeff’s dick

Nina: I don’t get it

EJ: Exactly.

Toby: Jeff! What are you doing here?

Jeff: Well, Tobes, this is my new boyfriend, Jack.

Toby: Hey Jack

Jeff: Turns out we can’t hardcore French each other’s bods at either of our houses 'cause our families are germophobic

EJ: I think what Jeff means is homophobic

Jeff: Oh no, my parents actually consider me to be a virus

Jeff: You know, babe, it’s not the size of the waves. It’s the motion of the ocean.

EJ: *takes off his pants* What?

Jeff: I- uh- nevermind.

Someone: Are you a boy or a girl?

Jeff: I’m the best.

Someone: What’s between your legs.

Jeff: On a good day EJ.

EJ: Do you want to know your gay name?

Jeff: …my gay name…?

EJ: Yeah, it‘s your first name-

Jeff: Haha very funny.

EJ: *gets down on one knee* And my last name…

Jeff: Wha-

EJ: Do you know who’s perfect?

Jeff: me

EJ: no, it’s you babe-

EJ: …

EJ: It wasn’t supposed to go like this-

EJ: *wears a total rainbow outfit* I’m hella gay.

Jeff: No. Not gay enough.

EJ: Huh? What’s gayer than the rainbow?

Jeff: *pulls down EJ’s pants*

EJ: 😏

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