FL0PS 0NT0P 0F Y0U AND PURRS L0UDLY HELL0 ASSH0LE.
> Flopped on top of.
"OH, HELLO YOU LITTLE SHIT." Karkat smiled a bit despite himself and yanked Bluekat up into his arms and buried his face into the taller alternates neck. Purring ensues.

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FL0PS 0NT0P 0F Y0U AND PURRS L0UDLY HELL0 ASSH0LE.
> Flopped on top of.
"OH, HELLO YOU LITTLE SHIT." Karkat smiled a bit despite himself and yanked Bluekat up into his arms and buried his face into the taller alternates neck. Purring ensues.
HoNk :o)
vomits blood because he really fucking hates makaras
Darkat
[CK]: LOOK DAR-DORK GOT HIS DORK ASS LOST [CK]: HE'S KIND OF FREAKING OUT SO I'M GOING TO GO GET HIM [CK]: TALK TO YOU LATER JOHN
Karkat sighed and rolled his shoulders a bit and glanced at the coords he'd received. They had an unfamiliar uni-code. Huffing slightly, he dialed Bluekat's number.
"BLUEKAT IT'S ME. DAR-DORK FUCKED AROUND WITH A TRANSPORTALIZER AND GOT LOST. I'VE GOT HIS CURRENT COORDINATES, WANNA COME WITH ME TO GO GET HIM? IT'S AN UNFAMILIAR UNI-CODE AND I DON'T WANNA GO ALONE."
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SS: I have s9meh9w managed t9 entangle myself h9pelessly in my 6edsheets, help, I require assistance, I think I am a69ut t9 fall 9ff my 6edSS: If y9u heard a thud just n9w that was me falling 9ff my 6ed, d9 n9t w9rry, I am 9kay, I am simply even m9re tangled than I was 6ef9re.
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SS: S9. 6lue. I hear we are g9ing t9 a place with a l9t 9f sn9w as 9ur next destinati9n.SS: I feel I sh9uld warn y9u.SS: In a sn9w6all fight I will sh9w y9u n9 mercy. N9t even if y9u beg.SS: …Wink W9nk
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SS: S9metimes I dream a69ut us. A69ut what it w9uld feel like if y9u l9ved me.SS: And then I wake up and it wasn’t a dream at all. Y9u really d9.SS: Y9u’re my dream c9me true.
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IH: giggleIH: hic!!!IH: karkaaaat let's cuddddllleeeeIH: we can cuddle and sing soooongs and spin in circles wheeee~
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SS: If y9u c9me near me with that water gun 9ne m9re time, I will thr9w my v9w 9f pacifism 9ut the wind9w and kick y9u S9 hard in the shin y9u will n9t walk f9r nine weeks!!!
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SS: S9, whatever I was just having sh9ts 9f, was n9t mild, and I am n9w having regrets. I als9, have the sudden urge t9 read an entire b99k. Let's 6egin. 9nce up9n a time... [insert the complete length of Complete Works of Troll Hans Christian Anderson]
How To Plot A Sex Rp | A Guide By Kat
[10:12:19 AM] [Kat.E.] Heir Of Nothing: So, plot with me sexy
[10:12:31 AM] [Kat.E.] Heir Of Nothing: How what when where how hard and will there be a tree involved?
[10:12:40 AM] Keren: Keren chokes
[10:12:59 AM] [Kat.E.] Heir Of Nothing: It seems you are choking
Kankri was sitting on his bed, reading something, when the sudden urge struck him to go see his matesprit.
Getting up, walked through the halls of the ship to where Blue was. Seeing his matesprit -- gosh, it was still did funny things to his stomach to think of him that way -- always made him happy.
Feeling a particular burst of happiness, Kankri walked over to him. He touched his chin lightly to get his attention, then smiled.
His fingertip gently traced eight letters onto his cheek.
'I l9ve y9u!'