#aerodynamicprodigy

[sermonizedsilence]

Red was a little shaky, but he was doing well, all things considered.

He sat back, resting on his haunches, his face burning so hot he was almost amazed the various liquids on his face didn't just evaporate. He tilted his head back, ruby red eyes finding Blue's quickly, and opened his mouth, tongue slipping out to lap at some of the fluid on his lips.

His hands were surprisingly steady when he lifted them to sign.

"I... h9pe I did 9kay. I'll admit, I've never... well. Y9u kn9w. Was it g99d f9r y9u?"

[themaidsheir-archive]

-- kitkatBitch [KB] starts pestering aerodynamicProdigy [AP] at [04:29] --

[KB]: HI. MY NAME IS KIT. CAN WE TALK?

[themaidsheir-archive]

--sermonizedSilence may be about to do the frickle frackle--

[crabbymechanic-archive]

-aerodynamicProdigy[AP] has begun trolling crabbyMechanic[CM]-

[AP]: Karkat can we talk? Are y9u 6usy at the m9ment? 

[CM]: N0. WELL, YES? I'M WITH CEPHAL RIGHT N0W. WE WERE READING A B00K BUT HE PASSED 0UT HALFWAY THR0UGH AND N0W I D0N'T WANT T0 M0VE BECAUSE I'M SCARED I'LL DISTURB HIM.

[CM]: S0 I'M TRAPPED. SIGH.

[AP]: 9h g99d. I need t9 discuss y9ur matesprit with y9u.

[CM]: ...THAT'S NEVER A G00D WAY T0 START A SENTENCE.

[AP]: Yes well I have reas9n t9 6elieve he is feeling a 6it. Neglected. In certain area's.

[CM]: WHAT?? BUT I'VE BEEN STAYING H0ME! I'M BEING G00D AND N0T RUNNING 0FF! I

[AP]: I mean in the 6edr99m Karkat.

[AP]: J9hn is feeling neglected in the 6edr99m. And 6ef9re y9u get c9nfused and think I mean just, the 6edr99m in general, I am referring t9 sexual activities that 9ne partakes in while in the 6edr99m.

[CM]: 0H MY G0D.

[CM]: THIS IS N0T HAPPENING.

[CM]: I AM N0T GETTING A PAILING LECTURE FR0M MY HATCHING PARTNER.

[AP]: I am n9t lecturing y9u Karkat. I am merely giving y9u s9me friendly advice. Please. C9ntact J9hn and discuss this with him. If y9u are n9t c9mf9rta6le with pailing, make sure he is aware. If y9u are merely putting it 9ff 9ut 9f lack 9f self c9nfidence 9r 9ther reas9ns, tell him.

[AP]: As y9u always say. 'C9mmunicati9n'.

[CM]: UGH. JESUS CHRIST, YEAH, 0KAY. I'M G0ING. Y0U'RE ANN0YING, Y0U KN0W THAT? REALLY, REALLY ANN0YING.

[AP]: C:B

-crabbyMechanic[CM] has dumped you, chump!-

[themaidsheir-archive]

"Hell9 every9ne!! My name is Kankri Vantas, 6ut my matesprit calls me Red! Usually I am mute, 6ut an an9n was kind en9ugh t9 give me a v9ice f9r three days s9 that I may c9nverse with y9u all! I have a little 6r9ther named Karkat that I l9ve, and a matesprit named 6lue that I l9ve, and a m9irail named Alex that I l9ve, and my matesprit and I take care 9f his Gr9wlithe named Am6er and I just  l9ve her!! I als9 have a 6est friend named A66i, and A66i, I l9ve y9u just s9, s9 much!!"

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Something I've Been Wanting To Say }|{ aerodynamicProdigy

[SS] 6lue, where are y9u!?

[SS] I need t9 see y9u, immediately!! 

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==> Watching Dave's matesprit Kankri play Sims. Glances at Blue.

Y9u're n9t all9wed t9 take the 6a6y 9utside. ._.

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6lue we need t9 have a talk.

I'm leaving the airship f9r awhile.