The Sphinx: Ok, so what’s your plan to get close to Kendra?
Gavarog: Ok, so get this: first I just stare at her like 😳 jaw dropped, right?
The Sphinx: ummm right, ok.
Gavarog: Then I call you a bitch to your face.
Gavarog: And I proceed to be a sullen little shit about your whole organization for like the rest of the meeting.
The Sphinx: Navarog.... what?
Gavarog: Then boom! I bring out the stutter! Then while we’re at Lost Mesa I proceed to flirt, and I do like that thing where like I act all protective, but it’s like lowkey misogynistic, yeah I do that.
Gavarog: .... But it’s ok because then like I totally get put in my place. And now we can exchange love letters!
The Sphinx: I swear to fuck, if we could get anyone else on short notice!