#gratuitous

[radliftist]

[once-a-traya]

genuinely do not understand the idea that harley is an 'afterthought' in gww's poison ivy. she shows up in the story when it makes sense (we're apparently just forgetting the spell of comics two years ago when they were living together and harley frequently popped up) and the comic constantly identifies her as ivy's guiding light. going by interviews a big part of pam's derailment over the past year and in the coming issues is because pam derails when harley isn't there. like. her absence is deliberate setup, which you can tell by the fact that she still turns up a few times when pam starts really going off the rails

i am just begging people to read harley and ivy's solo comics as comics about them as individual people, rather than harlivy dispensers that are malfunctioning. if you want consistent harlivy stories, don't harass their solo writers on social media, just make sure you buy every issue of life and crimes so erica henderson can keep making them.

[enameledcoppergirl]

Gratuitous tail action

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[t3acupz]

Jonathan Tucker — The Black Donnellys [1.02]

[itinerantslut]

Gratuitous and unnecessary lesbian whipped cream

I've done this except there was a lot more whipped cream.

[toweringclam]

Sburb 2 OC Human Kids

Izzy Durante: Bard of Blood.

A total fuckboy lesbian. Bought on discount at the Chloe Price store. Charming but irresponsible, she makes friends just as easily as she loses them. Everyone in the group is already starting to get sick of her shit when the game starts. She's the last one to install either disc because she just kinda forgot and it didn't seem that important until one of the Horrorterrors started ravaging her town. World record holder for most ignored messages. Guardian: Old Man (mustache, in his early 40s, military demeanor) Main Specibus: Chainkind. Starts with a bicycle chain, upgrades to a lock on a chain, gets crazy with it later. Home: A regular suburban house.

Haru Arakawa: Sylph of Doom.

A quiet, withdrawn boy who streams with a female vtube avatar. Often mistaken for a girl IRL, but oddly doesn't mind. He's the one who first found out about what Sburb 2 actually was, as his Uncle owns the company that created it. Someone sent him a certain GameFAQ (updated with additional research post-canon), and he's been hard at work trying to understand the rules so he's prepared for the coming apocalypse. He is in NO WAY prepared. Guardian: Uncle (in the "works at nintendo" sense, also in the strict older relative sense) Main Specibus: Fankind. Contrary to expectation, starts with a stand fan. Home: Impossibly fancy Japanese high rise condo. Like a mansion unto itself on top of a skyscraper.

Colt Graham: Mage of Rage.

Sees himself as a modern day cowboy, a vigilante bringing justice to a world where the law serves only the powerful. Is actually just a dork living in his sister's basement. She has a ranch though, so dressing like a movie cowboy isn't that odd. Low-key a conspiracy theorist. Does not know Haru's actual gender or that his Uncle owns the company Colt puts at the center of the conspiracy. Has never successfully ridden a horse. Guardian: Big Sis (a tax paying adult woman who happens to wear cowboy boots and a hat. Not here for shenanigans) Main Specibus: Pistolkind, of course. Home: A horse ranch

Kate Labelle: Thief of Mind.

A quiet, sensitive, nerdy girl with a passion for video game glitches, lost media, and photography. She comes off as an extreme wallflower that people tend to walk all over. This is because her mind is always spinning its wheels in place, trying to figure out every possible outcome before acting. If she could actually calm her racing thoughts, she could be a mastermind. As is, she was left in the dumpster outside the Max Caulfield factory. Guardian: Janitor (he's not actually her guardian, he's just the only other person in the building when it gets zapped) Main Specibus: Camerakind Home: A boarding school dorm (currently empty, everyone else is on break)