#face is red

[notlinearr]

my room is unfathomably hot and i’ve stripped down to a tank top and underwear

[ziggysgender]

my white ass is sunburnt once again

[theawkwardadventuress]

How the hell does anyone look “cute” after working out. I just ran a mile ,and I look like I took a trip to the sun, my face is so red.  

[fiannabat]

I'M SUPER EMBARASSED NOW

[placeyourfuckingbetts]

WHY AM I SO EMBARRASSED OVER THIS It's.just.a.picture.

[lightsxgoneout-archive]

So they just announced a new guest for the convention i'm going to in like 20+ish days

An insider said it was going to be the Impala and my first thought was OMG!! IAN SOMERHAL-oh wait.....

[sparklyofmyveryown]

Just saw a guy I went to high school with at my gyno’s office….he was back in the little waiting area so it was like us and one other person.

He asked me why I was there. Lol. I knew why he was there…bc he and his fiancé are about to have a baby. She wasn’t sitting there at the time so this exchange was extra awkward!

(But I was just there to get my yearly female probe. )

So I just said’ ” you know, the usual.”

Then we made uncomfortable pregnant jokes, and I wanted to crawl under a table.

Dudes, don’t ever ask why a girl is at the gyno. (If you are ever in that situation which I hope only happens rarely!)

Awkward!