#faculty crossover

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Odontology student: Well, I’m fine with my small hands, it’s easier when getting inside people.

Engineering student: You didn’t think about how that would sound, didn’t you?

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Med student: Did you know that a mouth ulcer that doesn’t hurt could be from lupus?

Odontology student: That shit’s cancer until proven otherwise.

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“Antibiotic schemes? I only know the all-powerful amoxi-clav.”

Odontology student.

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*group chat*

Odontology Student 1: I just offered myself to get my wisdom teeth extracted by my seniors.

Odontology Student 1: I am high af.

Odontology Student 2: Goodbye.

Medical Student: May the force be with you.

Odontology Student 1: I already got them out.

Odontology Student 1: It was nice.

Odontology Student 1: And it was FREE.

Odontology Student 2: I so wanna be there when you tell your mom.

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“I’m glad I didn’t end up studying medicine. I don’t think I could have handled all the genitals.”

Odontology student.

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*Med student started sharing screen*

Engineering Student: Sorry, but I have to ask, what’s in that link named “cadavers”?

Med Student: ...

Odontology Student: Take a guess.

Med Student: What do you think I study anatomy with?

Engineering Student: Oh.

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Med Student: *joking* What about paying a cementery guard under the table?

Odontology Student 1: That’s... kinda allowed. They told us that you can buy teeth at the general cementery.

Odontology Student 2: Yeah, same thing at my uni.

Med Student: Dude, all the, still alive, older doctors stole bones from the cementery at some point, it’s kinda impressive.

Odontology Student 2: So it wasn’t just my professors?

Engineering Student: You healthcare bunch get more and more disturbing each day.

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Psycology Student: How many teeth do you need?

Odontology Student: 2 incisors or canines, 1 upper premolar, 2 lower premolars, 2 upper molars and 2 lower ones, all adult teeth.

Med Student: Ouch, I feel like you are gonna end up buying them in the black market

Odontology Student: *joking* Nah, I could just sneak into someone’s house in the night, knock them out, get them into my car, put some music, take what i need and throw them into a gutter.

Odontology Student: But i hope that you have a least a couple of teeth so i don’t have to reach those extremes.