#fae coded

[anonymouscringe]

I HATE CARS!!! I HATE CARS AND ESPECIALLY HAVING TO BE IN CARS!!!! LITERALLY WALKING WOULD BE BETTER I HAVE A FUCKIGN HEADCAHE STUPID SCREECHING METAL MONTSRES AND THEY COULD KILL YOU??? AUAGHSHSHGHHHHHHHHHHH

[phoebepheebsphibs]

Let me introduce you to my friends…

I dunno I felt poetic

Let me introduce you to my friends…

There’s the wind, who whispers secrets to me as I pass him uphill. He loves to chat, he sings to me and I duet. He can be cold, and pushy, and want to direct you in any way he chooses, but he loves to dance and always knows how to cheer me up.

I have other friends, the rain and water. Calm and sweet, gentle as a lullaby. They love to dream. I love to dance with the rain, jump and laugh and run into their arms. The water offers me a looking glass, and we play together in shallow pools. Sometimes they can get fierce and aggressive. The water played too rough with me once, and the rain brought the lightning to a fight. But afterwards they always apologize.

Then there’s the trees, my favourite friends. They often give me gifts, such as twigs and branches and leaves and blossoms. They are such good listeners, and they keep me safe and comforted in their embrace. I love my trees, because they are the audience for my stories. They never judge, never interrupt, and never grow too old. My trees used to carry me high into the sky, and we’d sit and gab for hours. Now I cannot fit into their branches, so we stroll together in the wood.

I also have friends in the bugs, of course. Tiny stinkbugs that love to sleep on the ceilings when it is too cold or too hot outside. They are quite silly. And the ladybirds, gentle souls who never trouble me. The spiders are interesting tenants, though… the wolf spiders seem to never get our eviction notices. But the orb weavers keep our yards decorated during the late summer and early autumn. Quite remarkable artists, they are… and of course the caterpillars and butterflies. Ridiculous people, charming but eccentric. And the snails, my precious darlings with their lovely homes. I often find them after they have moved out, and the house is empty.

The sky is a lovely friend, too. I love her watercolour set, she paints so extravagantly. And at night she brings her own friends to see me.

I adore the moon. We share a name, her and I! Her looking glass reflects the sun, another grand friend of ours. I love to see what dress the moon wears, how she has changed during the day and what she will wear tomorrow. I’ve heard she has a man, but I’ve never seen him for myself. I have seen her rabbit, though.

The stars are sweet acquaintances as well. I do not know all their names and home addresses, but I know the Dipper siblings, older and younger. We chat when we can. They have bright and winning smiles.

And lastly, I have some rather odd friends; I hope you won’t judge them too much. They are ridiculous and rude at times, but they typically mean well. They can be boisterous. More often than not they don't appreciate what they don't see or hear or understand. They like to pick on my bugs. They complain about the rain's visits. They tear down my trees and twist their arms. They spit in the wind. Some of them are good... but they don’t always notice my friends… sometimes they ridicule us. They tend to not believe in magic, so they cannot hear my friends. They are not all bad… but they make the mistake of growing up and forgetting.

Humans, they call themselves. We get along all right.

[nayladoodles]

Dark Cream Week Lv 5: Punish/Reward

Punish:

Jax is stone walling Shattered who gets more distressed with every hour that his boyfriend won’t discuss what’s bothering him, what he did wrong? Jax is unrelenting of course because he has no intention of telling Shattered what he did which is insignificant. 

(To stonewall/ cold shoulder is to abruptly cease communicating with/ acknowledging a person regardless of the reason. This can continue for hours/days/weeks and sometimes months. This tactic causes mounting distress for the victim who has no idea what they did wrong or if they can fix it.) 

Reward:

Cross is getting some after mission cuddles with his hubby Dusk. the blindfold is because Dusk who is a fae is in his true form which if viewed before they become soul bound would drive Cross insane. In this form he can heal Cross faster and enjoy being pet. Cross loves hearing him purr happily as Dusk wraps his big fuzzy body around him. 

Dark Cream Week by @zu-is-here​

[faecodedqueervillain]

"Could I get your name?" is old hat, tired, folks see that coming a mile away!

But if I hold a clipboard and say "could I have a moment of your time?" Then I can slowly make myself immortal but taking a day at a time!

It's foolproof, nobody would suspect a thing!