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Jade Harley is open for auditions!

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karkat, if you have everyone, who do you hate the most?

…?

I dont “have” everyone, I think you’ve got some serious misconceptions about my love life.

And I feel you’re being too narrow minded, anon, it is my duty as the sworn assprick of the multiverse to hate all equally. You will all receive equal portion of my fiery hot rage vomit down your throat eventually, just wait your damn turn.

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Karkat... why are you in the human realm if you hate it so much?

*Sigh* Business of the Summer Court.

Which means, none of yours. 

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Karkat is in the human world.

(Knight 1: Your highness, where would you like-)

You know you shit rinsers dont have to rely on my for everything right?

(1: well.... we just thought-)

GO GET YOUR OWN FUCKING FOOD I’LL BE FINE FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES BY MYSELF!

(knight 2: yes, your highness.)

Ergh... I hate this shitcake of a dimension.

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Latula is Online

aw man i wish i could see how that went down poor callie’s never gonna trust a kitsune again that’s for sure almost feel sorry for her yo

(online and ready for questions!)

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john egbert is offline!

i got plans. >:D