Ask-The-Faestucks

A fae/fantasy AU ask blog.

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Am think about auditioning for Jade what do I need to do ?

((Just go to our Join page and it should tell you everything you need to know. Just be sure to read it carefully and follow directions!

~Latula-mod.))

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Preferred name: Bee

Pronouns: She/Her

Skype: Withheld

Age: 22

Character: Damara Megido

Species: Baku

RP Sample [choose at least three, and have at least one gif for each:

Fae

What do you think of your leader? (Signless/Condesce/Lord English/Spades Slick)

Leader? You mean Queen? Would not call her leader.Very boring. She talk too much shit to listen. Much better than other majesty though.

彼女は、しかし、いくつかの素晴らしいおっぱいとタイトなお尻を持っています。彼女は匂いほどまずいのだろうか。私は魚が好きじゃありません。

<She has some nice tits and tight ass though. I wonder if she tastes as bad as she smells. I’m not fond of fish.>

What is your opinion of humans?

They make good lipstick. I like different styles and easy to blend in. Fun to play with and find meals.

それはあまりにも良い迅速な性交を見つけるのは簡単です。人間は、少なくとも妖精民俗愚痴よりも長持ちする傾向があります。これらの粗悪品にはスタミナを持っていません。プラス人間と私はその後無料の食事を得ることができます。

<It’s easy to find a good quick fuck too. Humans tend to last longer than seelie folk bitches at least. Those bastards have no stamina. Plus with a human I can get a free meal afterwards.>

Someone is trespassing! What do you do?

Them.

彼らは魅力的でない場合は、ちょうど彼らの喉をスリット。クソ醜い敗者ポイントはありません。でも私はネジ人々のための基準を持っています。

<Or just slit their throat if they’re unattractive. There’s no point in fucking ugly losers. Even I have standards for the people I screw.>

What is your darkest secret?

Oh! I find the idiot! It you!

いいえまともな人は、あなたがそのようなたわごと教えないであろう。さえほとんどバットたわごとだろう。私はあなたが自己義ばかのように私の人生の中で段鼻はありません。すべては、あなたが見ることができます知っている必要があります。

<No sane person would tell you shit like that. Not even the most batshit would. I won’t have you nosing in my life like a self righteous dickhead. All you need to know you can see.>

Extra:

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Please welcome our Damara, Bee!

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Jade Harley is open for auditions!

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Can I please reserve Rose Lalonde?

((I’m sorry, we don’t do reserves. However, we only cast twice a month - on the fifteenth, and on the thirtieth. So that leaves two weeks to get an audition.

~Latula-mod.))

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Karkat is offline.

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Latula is offline

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Karkat is in the human world.

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oh karkat i’m so sorry -

wait your father as in your father the summer king? that father??? HE’S MISSING???

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Karkat is in the human world.

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What are you- ohGODS SHITFUCKINBALLS-!

….you think you’re real fucking funny dont you? I guess 100 plus years really doesnt change people much.

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aw plz ya know ya love me! and i’m hilar and you know it. wait it’s been over a century wtf when did that happen?

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I know you’re a pain in my fucking ass, its how I know you and Terezi are related.

Yeah? You’ve been gone for a long-ass time. I think I was only a couple years into 300 when you fucked off to gods know where.

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aw firecracker it almost sounds like you missed me

nah but for realz though i was four hundred and still living with mom dontcha think that’s kinda lame? i needed my space so i left nbd

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You needed space so you went all the way to the human world??

also me and Kankri are still living in the court what the hells wrong with that??

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yeah well i needed a lot of space okay???

‘sides like you’re one to talk what’s with the armed entourage into the human world anyways?

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Thats... a kinda complicated subject.

.... ergh... Latula, you cant tell anyone because this is a kinda fucked thing but...

My fathers missing. We’ve been searching for him for months.

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Karkat is in the human world.

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What are you- ohGODS SHITFUCKINBALLS-!

….you think you’re real fucking funny dont you? I guess 100 plus years really doesnt change people much.

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aw plz ya know ya love me! and i’m hilar and you know it. wait it’s been over a century wtf when did that happen?

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I know you’re a pain in my fucking ass, its how I know you and Terezi are related.

Yeah? You’ve been gone for a long-ass time. I think I was only a couple years into 300 when you fucked off to gods know where.

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aw firecracker it almost sounds like you missed me

nah but for realz though i was four hundred and still living with mom dontcha think that’s kinda lame? i needed my space so i left nbd

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You needed space so you went all the way to the human world??

also me and Kankri are still living in the court what the hells wrong with that??

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yeah well i needed a lot of space okay???

‘sides like you’re one to talk what’s with the armed entourage into the human world anyways?

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Karkat is in the human world.

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What are you- ohGODS SHITFUCKINBALLS-!

….you think you’re real fucking funny dont you? I guess 100 plus years really doesnt change people much.

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aw plz ya know ya love me! and i’m hilar and you know it. wait it’s been over a century wtf when did that happen?

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I know you’re a pain in my fucking ass, its how I know you and Terezi are related.

Yeah? You’ve been gone for a long-ass time. I think I was only a couple years into 300 when you fucked off to gods know where.

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aw firecracker it almost sounds like you missed me

nah but for realz though i was four hundred and still living with mom dontcha think that’s kinda lame? i needed my space so i left nbd

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You needed space so you went all the way to the human world??

also me and Kankri are still living in the court what the hells wrong with that??

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Karkat is in the human world.

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What are you- ohGODS SHITFUCKINBALLS-!

….you think you’re real fucking funny dont you? I guess 100 plus years really doesnt change people much.

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aw plz ya know ya love me! and i’m hilar and you know it. wait it’s been over a century wtf when did that happen?

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I know you’re a pain in my fucking ass, its how I know you and Terezi are related.

Yeah? You’ve been gone for a long-ass time. I think I was only a couple years into 300 when you fucked off to gods know where.

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aw firecracker it almost sounds like you missed me

nah but for realz though i was four hundred and still living with mom dontcha think that’s kinda lame? i needed my space so i left nbd

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Karkat is in the human world.

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What are you- ohGODS SHITFUCKINBALLS-!

….you think you’re real fucking funny dont you? I guess 100 plus years really doesnt change people much.

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aw plz ya know ya love me! and i’m hilar and you know it. wait it’s been over a century wtf when did that happen?

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I know you’re a pain in my fucking ass, its how I know you and Terezi are related.

Yeah? You’ve been gone for a long-ass time. I think I was only a couple years into 300 when you fucked off to gods know where.

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Karkat is in the human world.

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What are you- ohGODS SHITFUCKINBALLS-!

….you think you’re real fucking funny dont you? I guess 100 plus years really doesnt change people much.

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aw plz ya know ya love me! and i’m hilar and you know it. wait it’s been over a century wtf when did that happen?

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Karkat is in the human world.

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What are you- ohGODS SHITFUCKINBALLS-!

....you think you’re real fucking funny dont you? I guess 100 plus years really doesnt change people much.

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karkat, if you have everyone, who do you hate the most?

…?

I dont “have” everyone, I think you’ve got some serious misconceptions about my love life.

And I feel you’re being too narrow minded, anon, it is my duty as the sworn assprick of the multiverse to hate all equally. You will all receive equal portion of my fiery hot rage vomit down your throat eventually, just wait your damn turn.

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Karkat is in the human world.

(Knight 1: Your highness, where would you like-)

You know you shit rinsers dont have to rely on my for everything right?

(1: well…. we just thought-)

GO GET YOUR OWN FUCKING FOOD I’LL BE FINE FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES BY MYSELF!

(knight 2: yes, your highness.)

Ergh… I hate this shitcake of a dimension.

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hold up wait a minute no flipping way that’s - aw holy shitkicks it is!

hey firecracker quiet for a sec unless you actually need those guards in which case hey who am i to tell a fancy pants prince what to do?

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What the- fUCK-!

OOF!

WHO THE FICK DO YOU THINK-!!

?!?

Latula??

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got it in one prince fussypants btdubs i think your guards skedaddled so we’re good to go unless you’d rather stay where you are?

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Karkat is in the human world.

(Knight 1: Your highness, where would you like-)

You know you shit rinsers dont have to rely on my for everything right?

(1: well…. we just thought-)

GO GET YOUR OWN FUCKING FOOD I’LL BE FINE FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES BY MYSELF!

(knight 2: yes, your highness.)

Ergh… I hate this shitcake of a dimension.

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hold up wait a minute no flipping way that’s - aw holy shitkicks it is!

hey firecracker quiet for a sec unless you actually need those guards in which case hey who am i to tell a fancy pants prince what to do?

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What the- fUCK-!

OOF!

WHO THE FICK DO YOU THINK-!!

?!?

Latula??