Anyone else basically a joke character in their canon without much depth besides the occasional easy-to-miss line implying something deeper, but when you look at your memories everything is... super dark? Like... in canon I’m a dad who likes sports and has trouble connecting with his kid. In my canon I was crushingly lonely, extremely repressed, and had a mild alcohol dependency and severe depression. Ain’t that fun. At least folks seem to like my sad fanfiction about myself. -JB🍴
















