Moon Knight Fail Compilation (Part Six)
1. Technically,,,this worked, so I'm not sure if it can be considered a fail, but surely there must have been some other course of action that he could have taken besides blowing himself up; “Chapter II: Relics of the Gods,” Conan: Serpent War (Vol. 1/2019), #2.
2. It's just...the whole combo of the incredibly lethal and elite hero with a cracked phone that's not even fully charged; “Blackmail,” Moon Knight (Vol. 9/2021), #4.
3. Not only was the TV show not very good, it actively compromises Marc's secret identity; “Blackmail,” Moon Knight (Vol. 9/2021), #4.
4. The sentiment that one does not need to be wealthy in order to do good is beyond excellent, but, Marc...you need to eat (i.e. "Marc single-handedly loses all of Steven's money"); “Blackmail,” Moon Knight (Vol. 9/2021), #4.
5. Marc is vomited out of a haunted house directly into a dumpster. He promises vengeance only to later befriend said haunted house; “Stranger,” Moon Knight (Vol. 9/2021), #9.
6. Yes, Marc did indeed get punched by a giant robot fist; “So White. Yet, So Dark,” Moon Knight: Black, White & Blood (Vol. 1/2022), #1.
7. Wrecked yet another taxi cab; “Wrong Turn,” Moon Knight: Black, White & Blood (Vol. 1/2022), #3.
8. Poor guy can't even get his preferred (admittedly rather complicated) Starbucks drink order; “Into the Mailstrom,” Damage Control (Vol. 4/2022), #1.
9. A highly-trained operator with unfortunately no defense against the average house cat; “Born to Be,” Moon Knight: Black, White & Blood (Vol. 1/2022), #4.
10. Like, seriously....no defenses; “Born to Be,” Moon Knight: Black, White & Blood (Vol. 1/2022), #4.
Bonus from Earth-1610: Tries to warn Spider-Man but instead Spider-Man reports him to the police; “Warriors: Part 6,” Ultimate Spider-Man (Vol. 1/2000), #84.