#failed step one

[pfctsrms]

Vendetta: Hey Boss. What's your advice for anyone trying to get with Carmilla?

Zestial: Don't. Save your energy. Some things are best coveted at a distance.

Vendetta: I've seen how distant you've been doing that. Not well.

Zestial: Best laid plans go awry.

[angronius]

i meant to say earlier that if i started posting porn doodles or ranting abt my projects that someone should exterminatus me bc i need to finish First Heretic but. Well.

[murderballad]

Ran across a reddit thread with a mom looking for a realistic fiction book that is also scary and people are like "we have always lived in the castle!" "cujo!" "the long walk!" am I being punked

[furbsodas]

I need to change my PFP/Banner on here... I will forget to right after I post this

[asexual-levia-tan]

im reading through all systems red again just to see exactly what changes were made and

I have small energy weapons built into both arms, but the one I went for was the big projectile weapon clamped to my back. The hostile that had just exploded up out of the ground had a really big mouth, so I felt I needed a really big gun.

Well.

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

[emerges from the silm zone covered in blood] oh right i was supposed to be renewing my passport

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

Jared Harris do you bring this keening tormented pathos to every role you do or just every role ive seen you in so far. Also whats up with occasionally striking a pose that makes you look like a leyendecker painting

[senatortedcruz]

God’s one criteria for heaven is never having cried to a Glee cover