#fairytailincorrectquotes

[quack-a-doodle-doo]

Lucy: *sees someone skateboarding down a hill covered in rocks* what an idiot

Lucy: *realizes it's Natsu* oh no- that's my idiot

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Laxus: What do you guys want?

Natsu: McDonald’s.

Gray: In-n-out.

Elfman: Mexican?

Gajeel: Chinese.

Jellal: Death

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Mirajane to a customer: There aren’t any snacks left, sorry.

Loke: I’m literally right here

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Juvia: Don’t be shy, ask me out

Gray: Okay *points to the door*

Gray: Get out.

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Freed: I found this on your desk... are you pregnant?

Laxus: That’s a highlighter.

Freed: So... when’s our baby coming

Laxus: ...We’re both guys

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Natsu: I have great memory.

Gajeel: ...No you don’t...

Natsu: Yes I do, name one thing I forgot.

Gajeel: Remember the time when we were fighting Rogue and Sting and you left me-

Natsu: That was on purpose, try again.

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Erza: *trying to get Natsu and Gray to get along*

Erza: Hey, hey, lets not forget who pulled you out of that well when you were 8.

Natsu: AND LET’S NOT FORGET WHO PUSHED ME IN!

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Gajeel: UGH I hate this song.

Levy: Well, you’ve gotta admit its pretty catchy

Gajeel: The bubonic plague was catchy but it wasn’t good.