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Natsu: Violence isn't the answer Lucy: Phew, you finally get it. Natsu: Violence is a question Natsu: And the answer is yes Lucy: nO-

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Mira: What is Natsu to you?  Lucy: The reason I wake up every morning.  Mira: Aww, that's sweet.  Lucy: Yeah...  Natsu, earlier that morning, jumping on Lucy’s bed: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

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Mavis: Oh no! We’re gonna die! I don’t wanna die! Zeref: I sorta wanna die... Mavis: Zeref we talked about this

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Lucy: Can you guys be serious for at least 5 minutes? Natsu and Happy: Our record is 3

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Juvia: You know, Natsu gives Lucy flowers everyday. I wish you’d do that. Gray: Erm, okay. *the following day* Gray: *gives flowers to Lucy* Lucy: ??? Gray: Yeah, I don’t get it either. *Juvia is in the corner, chewing a plate, and shooting laser eyes at Lucy*

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Gray: (staring out a window looking pensive) Juvia: He’s so handsome... So thoughtful... I wonder what he could be thinking about... Gray, whispering to himself: wed-nes-day... whensday..? wendesday?

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Lucy: What kind of tea is this? Natsu and Happy: Oh, we boiled some Gatorade.

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Jellal: Execute me. Jellal: *excuse me.  Jellal: You know how autocorrect is, haha Erza: ... Erza: This is a conversation in real life.... Are you okay?