#fticq

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Mira: What is Natsu to you?  Lucy: The reason I wake up every morning.  Mira: Aww, that's sweet.  Lucy: Yeah...  Natsu, earlier that morning, jumping on Lucy’s bed: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

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Laxus: What do you guys want?

Natsu: McDonald’s.

Gray: In-n-out.

Elfman: Mexican?

Gajeel: Chinese.

Jellal: Death

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Gray: (staring out a window looking pensive) Juvia: He’s so handsome... So thoughtful... I wonder what he could be thinking about... Gray, whispering to himself: wed-nes-day... whensday..? wendesday?

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Jellal: Execute me. Jellal: *excuse me.  Jellal: You know how autocorrect is, haha Erza: ... Erza: This is a conversation in real life.... Are you okay?

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Mirajane to a customer: There aren’t any snacks left, sorry.

Loke: I’m literally right here

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Erik as a detective, walking up to a dead body: ok, first of all, big mood

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Erza: *trying to get Natsu and Gray to get along*

Erza: Hey, hey, lets not forget who pulled you out of that well when you were 8.

Natsu: AND LET’S NOT FORGET WHO PUSHED ME IN!

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Gajeel: UGH I hate this song.

Levy: Well, you’ve gotta admit its pretty catchy

Gajeel: The bubonic plague was catchy but it wasn’t good.