#fake cryptid

[kbirbpods]

[Podfic Link] | Length: 22 minutes, 44 seconds

Original Work: diamonds are a bird's best friend by @suzukiblu [ao3: suzukiblu]

DC Comics: Tim/Kon | Rating: Teen & Up Audiences

Summary: 

Tim is pretty sure that this is not Superboy just trying to make friends.

Notes: Part 1 of a fake cryptid and a real romantic [podfics] & posted for Voiceteam Mystery Box 2024/a holiday gift for my dear friend hoebiwan!

cover art by @flowerparrish!

[deepdreamnights]

The North Amazonian Flippo 

Flippos, derived from “Frog Hippo”, are neither frogs nor hippos. They are, in fact, a species of tailless lizard. They are known for hippo-like aggression (despite being only a foot long), however, and approaching one is generally considered irresponsible. 

Midjourney Prompt:  a hybrid salamander rhinoceros, nature photography, national geographic, animal planet, 5k

[kbirbpods]

[Podfic Link] | Length: 26 minutes, 59 seconds

Original Work: gentlemen prefer birds by @suzukiblu [ao3: suzukiblu]

DC Comics: Clark & Kon | Rating: Teen & Up Audiences

Summary: 

“Guess what?!” Superboy greets gleefully, pushing himself up on the edge. “What?” Clark asks, smiling wryly at him. The kid just gets so enthusiastic so easily. It’s kind of funny, to be honest. “I got a date!” Superboy says delightedly.

Notes: Part 2 of a fake cryptid and a real romantic [podfics]

Edited for Voiceteam Mystery Box 2024, podded for my lovely friend hoebiwan for the holidays, and one of my most favorite series EVER

gorgeous cover art by @flowerparrish

[ormspryde]

Made this thingy forever ago to put in a jar so I could make it into a fake cryptid, but it wound up floating and the jar I had it in wasn't great anyway, so here it is dry. Kind of not sure what I'm going to do with it, maybe I could make a fake nest or something idk.

For some reason it wound up covered in a waxy substance that glows in the dark.

[ID: A birdlike animal sculpture made of polymer clay, with large, blank green eyes and a green beak and scales over the top of its head and down its back. /ID]

[deathsmallcaps]

This peice of shit was drawn with very little sleep at the end of junior year and an urge to bug my friend. This is the Great Wahonkie, because I thought it sounded like a fun thing to say. He was supposed to be the last, but I felt sorry for this mistake and decided that he isn’t the last cryptid of his kind.

He did his job well.

[thatonewritingperson]

Pretty sure it looks like a cryptid.