Today some asshat at work told me I’m not a geek because I haven’t seen any Star Trek tv series OR any of the movies, and I was too stunned to punch him in the neck OR rebut. Like, how DARE you. He then went on to say that since he hasn’t seen any Doctor Who, that makes HIM a bad geek. We were at work, so my knee-jerk reaction of “fuck you, who do you think you are, telling me I’m not a geek because YOU think I’m not“ was not appropriate.
(Also, he didn’t like Mad Max Fury Road, because “It’s just that chick from Snow White driving a truck for two hours” and I had my response ready for THAT, so thanks to the MMFR fandom for all the meta from the past year.)
(The other fannish people at work are SUPER COOL but one had a shift change and I miss geeking out with him so much. So when Asshole McGee stunned me with “Oh, you’re not a real geek” I was so unprepared for that assault on my mental state.)