Asscake

† BOO! scared ya? †...idek I just wanted to try to use the cross...

[kellielovesanime]

Don’t worry guys I fixed it

[yaoi-is-paradise-deactivated201]

[quank]

ok but…. im just saying… this picture of mercury makes it look like the roundest potato in existence that someone started to peel but got distracted

[allaboutthems]

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

[oddity-txt]

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

[oddity-txt]

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[dn-imagines]

I have too much time.

[ang-zi-ety]

[firstmastermavis]

[mattxxmello]

heyy guys

@nickiminajlov3 recently messaged me about some unknown L manga.

you can read L as a child here: http://death-note.livejournal.com/1420781.html

and L as an adult here: http://death-note.livejournal.com/1411986.html

both have been translated to English. feel free to message me at anytime(:

[gothic-dweeb]

OMFG YES

[tzigi]

I was browsing through my Death Note folder and found a gif consisting of the whole manga sequence of Light’s death. I decided that the end was the most poignant. So here it is.

[mihhael-deactivated20180512]

Mello: Hey, it’s starting to rain, we should get some shelter.

Near: There’s a hooters across the street.

Matt: Nah, they might try to hire you. 

Near: *looking at Mello* he was talking to you.

Mello: No, he was talking to YOU!

Matt: Fuck off, I was talking to myself.

[gothic-dweeb]

You: Near, Matt, and Mello

Me, an intellectual: Nate River, Mail Jeeves, and Mihael Keehl

[l-a-n-c-e-7]

THIS IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING

[awkwardvoltronphotos]

i’m crYING.

[vonisv]

1980s English anime dubs were a mistake

[cressdarnelthorne]

[verylostpenguin]

He ToUcheD it

[gothic-dweeb]

*explosions in background *

[reverseracism]

[skm4]

[official-putin]

when i was in 5th grade we were reading books to preschoolers and we were reading the book about gay penguins and we asked if anyone knew anyone that was gay and one girl raised her hand saying that she had two moms and then from the back of the classroom a boy started crying and when we asked why he said it wasn’t fair because he only had one mom and she got two and he wanted two moms also