#fake sleeping

[pacey-bunce-loves-joey]

have I mentioned that Wayward Son is my favorite book

[canmking]

[eternal-echoes]

Sleeping Kenshin

[wegottagetouttahere]

How to fake sleep: a guide for actors and people with strict parents

1.) breathe slowly. Very slowly and deeply

2.) Squeeze your eyes tighter than you’d think, but don’t use your eyebrows too much

3.) Move your eyes under your eyelids

4.) If you need to wake up, open your eyes with a TINY inhale, then lift your head and body and get going.

5.) Phone away from your hands. Preferably under the blanket

6.) Just in case a parent tries to rip off your blanket, wrap the side closest to the edge of the bed around your arm, or tuck it underneath your arm.

7.) relax the muscles around your lower face and lips. It’s okay to keep your eyes and upper face slightly tense.

People on my other social media appreciated this so I thought I’d share.

[raynestorm6-blog1]

My sister came out of her room calling my name but I didn't want her to know I was awake. So what do I do in response to her calling out my name? I don't stay quiet like a smart person oh no I decide to respond with a loud fake snore. You know, so she knows I'm sleeping.