#fake theory

[stablericetmccoyfan]

My newest theory is that Kim is actually Kim Nu Suong, Saul’s “chiropractor” and Xanax connect. She is the one adjusting him to completion.

[fumikomiyasaki]

Let me share a crack theory I had.

[hoodiegf]

k so i has a theory. and it kind of relates to @x-adia ‘s theory of ‘the egg is dead’.

- THE EGG IS DEAD

- THE EGG IS DEAD

- CALLUM IS THE EGG AND THE EGG IS DEAD

- THE EGG IS DEAD THE EGG IS DEAD CALLUM IS THE EGG AND THE EGG IS DEAD THE EGG IS DEAD THE EGG IS DEAD CALLUM IS THE EGG AND THE EGG IS DEAD THE EGG IS DEAD THE EGG IS DEAD CALLUM IS THE EGG AND THE EGG IS DEAD THE EGG IS DEAD THE EGG IS DEAD CALLUM IS THE EGG AND THE EGG IS DEAD THE EGG IS DEAD THE EGG IS DEAD CALLUM IS THE EGG AND THE EGG IS DE-

- THE EGG IS DEADTHE EGG IS DEADTHE EGG IS DEADTHE EGG IS DEAD

- THE EGG IS DEADTHE EGG IS DEADTHE EGG IS DEADTHE EGG IS DEADTHE EGG IS DEADTHE EGG IS DEADTHE EGG IS DEADTHE EGG IS DEADTHE EGG IS DEADTHE EGG IS DEAD

- THE EGG IS DEADTHE EGG IS DEADTHE EGG IS DEADTHE EGG IS DEAD

-THE EGG IS DEAD

- CALLUM IS THE EGG AND THE EGG IS DEAD

uwu did i do good

[friendshipfusers-blog]

Evolution/Theory of Stephen’s Scar

While I’m waiting for asks, let’s talk about the main feature on my boy’s face.

He’s got this big ol’ gash running from his cheek to over his eye, right? As far as I can remember, nobody in the comic has mentioned his scar once- not even Max, who is notorious for pointing out weird quirks. Johnny’s hair is brought up in many a conversation, RJ’s shadowy stuff has been at least mentioned by Ed’s “ringwraith” comment. I can’t believe these sassy children haven’t even attempted a jab at this. Anyway, that doesn’t have to do with anything, just... just pointing it out there. Most fans who comment on his scar justifiably wonder how a twelve year old gets such a big, clean, nasty scar straight through the FACE.

This is it’s first appearance in the comic, which is in chapter one so it’s been updated like just about everything since. Here it’s a little smaller and ends right above the corner of his mouth, and the lines making it look a little more wavery like I think a scar would actually look, maybe. Usually, even today, when Stephen’s in a less detailed form (Zack’s little squishy versions of them) it will be simplified to just a single line.

And then Stephen dies for two chapter straight, and when he comes back we get THIS:

The lines are a fleshy pink color, but between them is the same color as his normal, non-injured skin! So unless he got into some INSANE scissor-related accident, this is just wack, yo.

I know, I know, this was probably just an art thing or inconsistency, because his cast pic up there had it filled in with a different color as well. Additionally, where the picture above is from the beginning of chapter four, his last appearance in the same chapter also fixes this problem

...Or does it? But anyway, a point stands that it now reaches to his cheek like in his cast photo, and has been roughly the same since then.

Since RJ’s origin story, we’ve learned that in the unspecific past Stephen has STILL sported this scar, which makes the secret behind it all the more confusing

If it isn’t still the exact the same, then it might have even gotten worse over the years! But wait guys, I’ve got something to really stir the pot on this one... in the desktop backgrounds Zack had made back quite a few years ago (the link to open them is broken now but thank GOD these two happened to be in the thumbnail)

NO SCAR WHATSOEVER!!!!! The instant reaction upon seeing this, or at least mine, is that this was just a mistake that got glossed over before Zack posted it. But we know better than to just write off anything we see now- be on guard about everything. So, maybe he really doesn’t have a scar in this pic? But it’s features the Activity Club, with Max, enjoying a barbecue. Maybe he covered it with makeup for some reason? Well, these two are messing with water balloons, it would just wash off... or...

...maybe his scar washed off.

THAT’S IT! YOU HEARD ME! What if Stephen never had a real scar in the first place!? What if it was all fake- all it would take is a pale pink sharpie! And of COURSE he has every reason to fake it- what twelve year old hooligan wouldn’t dream of looking that tough? That’s the secret to the weird only-outline phase his scar took in the beginning of chapter four! He forgot to fill it in before he left for school in the morning. All I’m saying, is that his parent’s probs wouldn’t let him dye his hair or do anything to look as cool as Johnny or RJ, wasn’t built to be swole like Ollie, so he took the next logical step.

Yeah okay yeah I know there’s many many holes in that theory and it’s 95% a joke. Also, I don’t want it to be true. I want there to be some horrible melodramatic backstory behind it, or even an anticlimactic one. I have things to disprove my own theory that I only just now proposed, and those are

1.) If this was true, everyone in the whole school would know and would be making fun of him every time he breaths. That’s just how Mayview kids be.

2.) From the friendship fusion print, though it’s a bit hard to tell, he has his scar and he’s playing with water guns, so the scar is probably solid.

So yeah. I’d be lying if this idea that “it’s fake” didn’t cross my mind every once in a while, and every time my reaction is “NOOO it can’t be!! I couldn’t handle it” So everybody please prove it wrong at every turn you get. 

[illuminati-diamond]

Ladybug is going to be on fire!!!

Do you remember that little mermaid episode when Marijuana and Adrenaline.... ((I know their names...chill. I love this show too.))... got the pride power ups from the good old master?

Marinette mentioned that there was one that would be good for ice then low and behold what felt like years later people are pulling up frozer teasers out their asses.

Now get this...There was a red power up in that shit. Meaning we are going to have an episode with Captain Magma!!!

Or if you think about it this way....Everyone loves Avatar the Last Airbender, right? That includes the people in France that made this show! And we ALL know the ledgendary into!

Water...Earth...Fire... Air

We alread did water and are working one the essence of water Ice.

The green power up is going to be for earth. So their going to resite being high off their asses when they have fight Weed Man or 420nizer or Veganette or whatever wack ass name Hawkmoth is going to come up with.

The red one is for fire resistance for when they have to fight Blazer or Phoneix.

I’m pretty sure orange or yellow is going to be air so ladybug and Chat won’t get suffocated for when they fight the Blow king that got akumatize because they got angry over an ac bill.

As for the purple and pink one who knows it might be for when they go to outter space or into people dreams or something. We’ll just slap a pin on that one.

All I know that after the Frozen or Ice Princess (for those that remember that old Disney movie) episode is done with, y’all better get ready to eat this spicy curry episode that’s going to include the red power up.

[magicsmolbus]

fake theory but arnold and wanda totally grew up to be linguini and colette

[butt--bag]

Okay

So real! Ciel is a thing. Now we need real! Sebastian.

It's actually the dog from the newest chapter

That's why Sebastian hates dogs!

I would love to go into stupid about of detail about this haha

[sandersshitpost]

HEAR ME OUT

Morality: Patton

Logic: Logan

Princey: Roman

Anxiety: Virgil

Deceit: Bill

Still don't believe me?

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