Glass Gem

Theories so flawed you can see though them like glass. We give out fake tea but real credit

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All of y’all coming out to the conventions in the cosplay, right?

This is me in Lady Noir’s costume. I’ll win every ship war!

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Whose fanfic is this?!!!!!!!

I don’t care if I’m late your girl is trying to intergate into society while obsessing over BTS. Anyway let’s get into the nitty gritty of season 3 episode 7

•I COULD HAVE SWORN ONE OF Y’ALL WROTE A FANFIC ABOUT THEM HAVING AMNESIA RIGHT NOW.

I bet if you guys search AO3, or fanfic. net, or Wattpad, this scenario is going to be there and we are going to suspect they were on the writters team for the show.

•Also shout out to them for blowing up this anime into a poster that I know 80% of you guys have that hoe framed in your bedroom....I know I would have put it right next to the Yuri on Ice poster and the $40 Chat Noir leather mask....((I’m not lying my mom got pissed when she found out))

•Did anyone scream when Adrian said, “No wonder I fell in love with you.” ? My lonely ass did and I’m shesing tears as I type right now 😂😭

•I know I’m going to see a shit ton of BOX NOIR cosplays and memes....probably because I’m going be doing.

• A lion king reference...Disney owns all! Also....WHOSE FANFIC IS THIS!

• Me during the romance:

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Question!!!!!

Hey guys I have an inquiry: Do you think Adrian’s mom got in that state she’s in because she used the Peacock Miraculous ?

I mean we all saw how my girl Natalie got weak after detransforming so maybe that happened to Adrian’s mom on a dangerous scale.

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Do I really need to do a commentary on Miraculous season 3 ep 5? That hoe is full of flashbacks ((meaningful but nothing I didn’t comment about already)) and Chole disappointing me once again....

GOD DAMN IT CHOLE!!!!!

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Better Late then Never

Funny how the new episode comes when I’m tired out from watching the lego movie with my single ass. Anyway let’s get it Speed round!

•Opening into World War mutha fucking 2 I was actually amazed to see a young master Fu. Also...did Hitler wanted the Miraculous what the hell?!

•Once again I’m forgetting our main characters are in high school. Me being an insecure love teen once upon a time...or just a worryier in general, I can relate to why Marrinette would be worried about Adrian being with Kagami in another country...However, me also being 22 going on 23 and after drinking a good mimosa...GIRL CHILL!!!! This isn’t cute anymore! If it wasn’t for the Ladybug thing I would think Adrian is and Ace or Gay....mostly gay though...

•Miraculous fanart happening in the background during Marrinettes letter....Sweeeeeet!

•Speaking of fanart...WHERE THE HELL ARE MY FUNNY COMICS OF ADRIAN OR SOMEONE WALKING IN ON HIS DAD WHILE HE’s ON THE DAMN TOILET

Here’s how mine would go

*Hawkmoth doing his evil plan for an hour. A passagener angrily knocks on the door.*

Hey man I don’t give a damn who you are I gotta rake a Miraculous shit!

•Ladybug did the most slickest plan ever in all of the episodes!

•Lastly...I never felt so bad for Marrinette. Good thing Adrian isn’t an asshole and yells out “HEY I GOT YOUR CONSTIPATION MEDS HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER!”

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THAT WAS THE WEIRDEST FUCKING EPISODE IM LOSING IT

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Adorable Marinette 

Requested by @purrincess-chat Miraculous Ladybug

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Lowkey hinting about the next Marinette x Adrian moment

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Click Boom!

I know I’m not the only one that noticed fake Ladybugs get the best weapons as their lucky charm.

You know of this wasn’t a kid show, the fake Ladybug would have gotten the red and black AK-47 and called it a day. 🔫

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First 8 minutes of ep3 of Miraculous...

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Kaoru is that you?!

*Clap.* Tell *clap* me *clap* why Nino’s little brother sounds just like Kaoru Hitachin from Ouran High School Host Club

They both got the orange hair too. I see you animators

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Who else is waiting for the Mom to get Akumatized and start tearing shit up? Show of hands

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Whose fanfic is this?

Episode 2 Season 3 probably had all you MariChat fans screaming.

The MariChat episodes are like...

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God I hope it’s true....Miraculous don’t strip tease me and expect me to make it rain!

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Dream part2

Um...I think I dreamt of a ship I know will never happen but I I think I like it.

It was an Alya x Adrian ship dun...dun...duuuuun!

It was simple like tasting a new food.

They connect through ladybug fanart and fanart of other things.

They laughed together and as they talked I’m like wow Alya Is using all the flirt tactics that I used before or wish I could use on a guy I truly liked. (Probably because it’s my dream and my personality and memories leak in....which Is why every nightmare I’m always running instead of talking shit.)

Alya tries helping Marrinette with Adrian by telling her to playfully drop snow on him from the roof. Guess it didn’t work and they got in a fight.

Someone asked her out (wasn’t Nino because dude looked like he was straight out of David Dobrik’svlog squad) and she said no because because she didn’t want to be a part of a commited relationship.

She went into a shop to return something without a recipt. The shop was probably runned by a witch and Alya was cursed with bad luck.

Giant ass Akuma comes in and she was Rena Rouge. Even though this was all in first person I can tell because of the orange latex and the flute that I couldn’t play to save my ass. Anyway she jumped onto the giant Akuma’s should and got knocked off.

Alright we have Ladybug, Chat Noir, and Queen Bee on the scene.

They were trying to get one of Queen Bee’s new toys working and I guess Alya’s curse wasn’t too bad because she twisted the bee screwdriver and this knob thingy light up. It was probably a lazer. Do de doop the Akuma is defeated and turned out to be some foreign musican upset about being drop from the record label.

Everybody left to detransform supposedly and I’ll cut out the choking on mucus thing because that’s probably my body telling me “Girl, your allergies are trying to choke you out.”

Anyway I guess Alya and Marrinette talked things out because all I saw before waking up was Marrinette and Chat Noir walking through the door and heard the question “Friend or Foe”

Welp can’t go back to sleep guess I could dip my toe a little deeper into this strange ship I fell in.

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Chameleon stealing Nino’s cap

Chameleon Miraculous Ladybug

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That’s exactly what season 3 plans on doing with your wigs/edges/caps. Prepare to have them get snatched!

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today i learned napkins are dangerous

even glasses can’t protect my eyes

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Why Adrian’s method with Lila pisses me off!

Adrian is indeed a nice guy and I can respect him for that; however, it pisses me off when he get too nice to the worng people. And you know being too nice to the people you know will never change will get you will get you jacked up.

Yeah he knows Lila is a liar and called her out on it in private but it didn’t do anything it just made him a target and then he got shoved in a locker. That just shows you can’t be overly kind to everyone because they’ll just suck it all up till you’re dust.

Adrian was like oh exposing Lila won’t make her be good. Well mutha f**ker, this bitch has been akumatize 3 times and is willing to go round 4. It’s far too late. He’s treating this like it’s another Chloe and it’s not.

He grew up with Chloe and saw her as a nice person already. They can relate because both their parents are rich assholes. Lila on the other hand lies to her own mother and that woman sounded so nice. That means Lila has no reason to be like this!

I can only hope in season 3 the writers give Lila a reason why we shouldn’t consider her a sociopath or give Adrian a character development so he doesn’t take this mean girl’s bullshit so lightly. Slaps on the wrist don’t help anyone all the time, it just means they can keep going back to what they’re doing and learn not to get caught.