#fakeattack

[doubletheattack]

Sam Mitchell of FakeAttack | Gold Aesthetic

“You hear about the Golden Boy?” “The Fakes’ Golden Boy, Free?” “No, not the Fake AH Crew. One of their divisions, FakeAttack, they have their own Golden Boy, Mitchell. Some say he’s more cunning, but just as dangerous as Free. Others say that he’s just a gun for hire, a pretty face.” “Sounds like a copy cat.” “He’s anything but a copy cat. The only thing Free and Mitchell have in common is their alias.”

[jace-of-diamonds]

SO THIS DOESNT RELATE AT ALL TO GA PLAYING GTA OR ANYTHING, BUT I JUST WATCHED ALL OF GA'S GANG BEASTS AND HOLY SHIT CAN SAM BACK FLIP LIKE A MOTHERFUCK.

I JUST IMAGINE GOLDEN BOY SAM JUST FUCKING DODGING A SHIT TON OF KNIVES (PROBABLY NOT BULLETS BECAUSE HES NOT THAT FAST) COMING AT HIM. LIKE THIS BOY CAN SOMEHOW FLIP BACKWARDS INVERTEDLY(?) TO CLIMB A BUILDING LIKE WTF. BOTH BOLEN AND CHAD WANT TO KNOW HOW TF HE CAN EVEN PULL IT OFF AND PRACTICE WITHOUT THE OTHERS KNOWING (BUT SAM AND CRAIG TOTALLY KNOW) WHILE CRAIG'S JUST LIKE DONT DIE ASSHOLES.

CURRENTLY, BOLEN IS THE CLOSEST TO "MASTERING" THE INVERTED BACKFLIP, BUT SAM KNOWS THAT BOLEN'S STILL GOT A LONG WAY TO GO.

OH BUT SAM UTILIZING HIS FLIPPING SKILLS TO THE MAXIMUM WHEN HES IN A HEADLOCK AND TWO OTHER FUCKS ARE COMING AT HIM WITH KNIVES. HE JUST KICKS THE OTHER TWO THEN FLIPS AROUND SO HES LITERALLY STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR, IM TALKING PERPENDICULAR MAN. THEN SWINGING DOWN BEHIND THE GUY AND JUST KICKING HIM TO THE GROUND BEFORE TAKING OUT HIS GOLDEN SWITCH BLADE AND STABBING THE GUY

SAM CAN FLIP OKAY

[pixiewithapaintbrush]

Extra life gave me an excuse to draw two of my fave dudes together! And I’m a sucker for GTA AU so yo! Shout out to @gayattack for Chad’s GTA look cus I had to reference him for that jacket ♡

[h00f]

meet creech

heres another. chad. ill draw something that isnt chad someday

[doubletheattack]

Okay but like just imagine Golden Boy Sam going from badassery throughout the heist and threatening and killing people to curling up on the couch and whining about his injuries and asking for animal crackers and Coke bc "I just got shot like fucking fifteen times and I'm being refused animal crackers???"

GIMME SAM WHO KNOWS HOW TO STRATEGIZE AND TAKE DOWN HIS OPPONENT IN FIFTEEN DIFFERENT WAYS AND KNOWS EXACTLY HOW TO TERRIFY PEOPLE WITH HIS WORDS AND STUFF BUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PENTHOUSE HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WORDS ARE AND CONSTANTLY FORGETS THAT "YES SAM, THATS A FUCKING TOASTER. ARE YOU OKAY?"

[jace-of-diamonds]

Okay, but after watching the Amiibo Cockfight by the SA/GA guys, I think that solidified FakeAttack Bolen as the token torturer who just makes people hurt. His job is to hurt their target as much as possible. Break them. Make them spill as many secrets as possible. Like he knows how to do his job and he does it well. That’s what scares most of the people who even dare make an “appointment” with the Executioner. Though, there are always those people who are impossible to break. Those people who can handle the pain. That’s fine because it’s not Bolen’s job to take all of the information from their targets. Absolutely not.

That’s Parker’s job. Bolen just loosens them up, then leaves them alone for a couple days raising their hopes of ever getting out. Then Parker busts into the room and acts like he’s the savior covered in blood and armed with a silenced handgun and knife. Because to their target, Parker is the savior.

You see, Parker enters into corrupted corporations and shitty gangs to do nothing but one thing. Earn the boss’s trust. And of course, Parker can do it no problem. Climbs the ranks like it’s no problem. Always successfully enters the inner circles and gains everyone’s respect and trust. No one in the Crew would admit it, but John’s always ready to assist Parker in case the gang they were after found out.

Anyway, Parker helps the target to freedom, goes to a safehouse and patches up the target like they’re old friends. But the moment their victim doesn’t have any more useful information or Parker got what he came for, Parker would tie up loose ends and that would be the end of that job. Whenever Parker came back, no one questioned if he successfully did his job or not because everyone knew the answer already. If Craig didn’t trust Parker, he wouldn’t be in FakeAttack’s inner circle and everyone trusted Craig’s judgment. But something always crossed Sam’s mind every once in awhile when Parker would take a much longer time completing his job.

What if Parker was trying to destroy FakeAttack from the inside out?

Sam wasn’t worried though. He never acknowledges his skepticism for more than a few minutes because months after a particular job where Parker took a full week more than he was supposed to, Sam found out that their target at the time was Parker’s old employer and he was just getting revenge.

Sam could respect that.

[pixiewithapaintbrush]

This took way longer than I'd like and five preliminary sketches but it's finally done. Since Sam has his whole black and gold thing going on and FakeAttack is a thing I figured him and fahc Gav would share the moniker so here. Have some Golden Boys

[compunetss]

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