Jul 4, 2025
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Falcon Ron: [putting his hands over the Reader's eyes] Guess who!
The Reader: It’s either Falcon Ron, or the cold clammy hands of death.
Falcon Ron: It’s me!
The Reader: Damnit.
Hi!Just wanted to say thanks for keeping the pyre fandom alive and got any Falcon Ron or Sandra headcanons?
every time this corpse of a fandom gets buried i will rip it out with my bitter little hands and use dark magics to bring it back to unholy life
once i have a chance to play pyre this summer anyway
falcon ron has like 16 siblings and they all look like his dad. falcon ron was found in a ditch and his dad was like "well i guess this is my son now" and he became part of the family. falcon ron has no idea he is not actually biologically related to the rest of his family but no one really cares about it so they just let it be
sandra: pre-cursed to be a ghost forever deal, she would go to theatres, indoor and out, and throw rotten vegetables at the performers. it didn't matter if they were good or bad, this was just for funsies
This is now my headcanon of what happens when you bring Ron with you.
The Pyre as Vines Twitter is a treasure.
"The friendly-yet-somehow-aggravating tone leaves little room for question as to who it is."
@smut-smut-in-the-butt i believe ive found your kin. this is Falcon Ron from Pyre. hes a merchant from The Slugmarket 🐌
unfortunately i like him unironically. uniRONically you could s[gets shot]