#fall memes

[esthers-wine]

Goddamn it, summer. You weren’t invited. Take your heat and humidity with you.

[seasonalserotonin]

[kitsune-rp-help]

Halloween Starters

Taken from various movies books ect. Feel free to change pronouns and other bits as needed

"Uh, great costume, ___."

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

"You call that a costume?"

"What’s the pumpkin for?"

"Candy corn is disgusting."

"Don’t forget your costume."

"I’mma be a ho for Halloween"

"Did you carve all these yourself?"

"Cmon, let’s go to the fall festival!"

"Made my costume too. You like it?"

"___! I’m back from trick-or-treating!"

"Candy corn is the true Halloween candy!"

"Whatever happened to trick-or-treating?"

"Aren’t you a bit old to be trick or treating?"

"Why is everyone in horror movies stupid?"

"Happy Halloweeny, my shorts lookin’ teeny"

"Oh these couple costumes are so much fun!"

"No one dares to trick or treat at that house…"

"It makes me wish every night was Halloween."

"Come help me with the Halloween decorations~"

"I heard the houses here give out huge candy bars."

"Let’s stay home and watch a bunch of horror movies."

"Halloween is the perfect day to hide a body in plain sight."

"I didn't know you could cook with so much of the pumpkin."

Did you really eat all the candy? that was for the trick or treaters."

"If you scare me one more time, you’re going to end up getting hit."

"Well, it's Halloween. I guess everyone's entitled to one good scare."

"The scariest thing about Halloween is that rent is due the next day."

"I thought I'd roast some of those pumpkin seeds, so keep them, okay?"

"There’s another tradition. A very important one. Always check your candy."

"Can’t we just sit on the couch, cuddle, watch scary movies, and eat Halloween candy until we puke?"

"Can you go in first? i hate being the lead for haunted houses.  can you go in first? i hate being the lead for haunted houses. "

"All these traditions—jack-o-lanterns, putting on costumes, handing out treats—they were started to protect us, but nowadays… no one really cares."

[heckin-good-memes]

[lady-crimson-nosferatu]

[huntingsoundwaves]

[highprogressive]

i love the changing of the seasons

😍😍😍

[madnessintoopera]