#fallout4 meme

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Sole having a tamed DeathClaw behind them :

Companion : whatcha have there

Sole : a nukacola

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Incorrect Fallout

Teen!synth Shaun : *Walks into the living room with a flare gun*

Teen!Duncan : *Asleep*

Shaun : *Shoots the flare gun at the ceiling*

Duncan : *falling off the couch* thIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU

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Brotherhood of Steel : *breathes*

My sole survivor :

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I’ve made more, Fallout 4 characters as vines, pt.2 electric boogaloo

ft Fallout 3 special appearance characters

Enjoy this mayhem of a post

SS ; R AAH!

Piper ; Stop! I COULDA DROPPED MY CROISSANT!

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Lone Wanderer ; play it and you get hundred million dollars, but a hundred million people will die

Jericho : *PLAYS INTENSELY*

Lone Wanderer : JeRiCHo nO

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SS, handing X6-88 a balloon; I have no soul have a nice day

X6-88 ; I don’t have one either

SS : *wheezing laughter*

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Danse ; your stupid

Danse ; *trips and falls on his face*

Hancock / Nick ; *plays drums and cymbals* don’t call me that again you ugly fu-

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Cait ; so basically what I was thinking of-

Anyone ; *punches her in the face*

Cait ; AW FUCK I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’VE DONE THIS——

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Deacon : *holding a grenade* this bitch empty

Deacon :

Deacon : yEET-

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Hancock :

SS : *drinking something*

Hancock : hey bro can I get a sip of that water?

SS : it’s not water

Hancock : Vodka I like your style-

SS : it’s vinegar

Hancock : ——what?

SS : *downing the whole thing* it’s vinegar puss-

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And finally

Nobody :

Not a soul :

Dogmeat :

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Prt.3 of companions as vines tyoko drift

Since ya’ll seem to love em’ so much

Ft. more people this time

Hancock : I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing

Bobbi :

Bobbi : buTChA dIdN’T

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SS : you ever want to talk about your emotions X6-88?

X6-88 : no

Hancock : I do

SS : I know Hancock

Hancock : I’m sad

SS : I know Hancock

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X6-88 : I don’t need friends they disappoint me-

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MacCready : *sighing* I have no friends

SS :

SS : bitch what am I? A roach?

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Piper : *holding up a bag of sweetrolls* betcha I can eat all these sweetrolls

Nick : piper nO-

Piper : one-

Nick : piPER-

Piper : *muffled voice* tWo-

Nick : piper——

Piper : *tearing up* thReE-

Nick : oh no...piper——

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Deacon : whAT KIND OF GARBAGE IS THAT- *slams his fists down knocking over a flag*

Deacon : oops my anarchy symbol

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Father :

SS : *siding with the Railroad*

Father : that is not correct [INHALE]...because according to the encyclopedia of jsjskskkskrksoja

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Deacon : wait what—— you’re not coming to my tea party?

SS : ...

Deacon : soLE I MADE BISCUITS-

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SS : *fighting a Deathclaw*

Deacon : can I get a waffle——

SS : *body slamming the Deathclaw*

Deacon : caN I PlEaSe gEt a WaFfLe-

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Eddie Winter : how does it feel to be the worst cop ever Huh?

Nick : shut up your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos

Eddie Winter : youfuckintakethatba—

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[during blind beytral]

Danse : I’m disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior Elder Maxson and thiS iS ThE tHaNkS I GeT-

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SS : hey I’m lesbian

Synth Shaun : I thought you were American-

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[Travis before confidence man]

Travis : hi my names Travis, welcome to pizza hu...Ut, let me guess pizza-? *faints*

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Raider : hey how ya’ll-

Dogmeat : *demonic growling*

Raider : gEt yO fUckIn dOg bItCh

SS : it don’t bite

Raider : yEs iT DO-

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Idea

Beast Tamer SoSu

This is long and random but bare with me here

Sole survivor who is simply known as “The beast tamer” and they can tame pretty much any animal. Like they have a baby deathclaw with them at the time and it’s an albino and it will lay in their lap or curled up beside them all protective like because they are basically the mother to the deathclaw and all the animals they tame they treat like their own children. Like they’re known for providing settlements with protection such as pacified mirlurks if they live by the ocean, or mutant hounds to patrol the boarders.

The first time the companions meet the sole survivor aka “The Beast Tamer” they have their baby albino Deathclaw curled up beside them and a Mutant hound curled up behind them. They also have some regular junk-yard dogs with them, and some wolves from far-harbor too, possibly even a baby gatorclaw egg? Oh and we can’t forgot a couple of cats in the general area. Maybe even some birds? Like the sole survivor is just humming some lullaby to the Deathclaw and they’re just like “oh hello. What can I do for you?” All calm like they’re not surrounded by a bunch of dangerous animals.

Like I can imagine a Full grown deathclaw walking up behind them and acting like a big baby wanting attention and 10/10 the sole survivor would let Deacon name one of the deathclaw hatchlings Fluffy.

I can also see the BoS trying to recruit them because they could get even more powerful allies on their side. Even if they were abominations, however due to that notion the sole survivor wouldn’t side with them because that would mean the BoS would wipe out their animal friends.

And now, for a couple companions and what I think kind of animal they would get from the sole survivor.

Nick - Dogmeat or a Junk-yard dog, dogmeat would probably be his first pick and since he already knows dogmeat. But who wouldn’t want two dogs who can kick ass and help you track down suspects?

Hancock - he would probably try and convince sole he was responsible enough to look after some type of Claw’ but would end up with a super mutant hound instead and would end up loving it. The hound would be super loving too, of its new owner once its gotten use to them, and sole has taught Hancock the proper care. Or maybe even a snake if they managed to survive, ((just imagine Hancock carrying around this tiny little garder snake in his hand.))

Deacon - no secret he would want to keep the Claw’ he named fluffy but Desdemona would probably say no, but deacon would keep it anyway. Probably sneak out to meet Sole so the Claw’ and it’s mom got use to Deacon and knew it could trust Deacon with its child.

X6 - He would probably get some cats, he seems more like a cat person and the cats would definitely fit him. They’d probably learn to perch onto his shoulder and do commands (somehow this man has extreme patients) that would get the cat to do certain small tasks.

Preston - He’d probably be very hesitant about letting the animals into the settlements at first but after seeing how the kids like to the play with the dogs ((who are very gentle with the kids)) he’ll let them slide. Though personally I do think he’d probably like cats much like X6 does. But still loves to play with the Junk-yard dogs.

Maccready - absolutely not, he would be terrified out of his mind when he saw Duncan petting some Deathclaw sole had tamed. Oh god he wouldn’t want anything to do with them at first, but I think in the end he’d get a bird. Seems fitting for a sniper a birds eye view if you will. Maybe a crow or a raven, or a red-tailed hawk if they still survived. ((Bonus ; almost had a heart attack when he finds sole trying to teach Duncan how to tame the animals like Deathclaws))

Piper - some kind of marmot if they survived and it would probably be a Ferret let’s be real here. Nat would love it to death and much like Duncan might get caught taking some lessons from sole though Piper might be a little more forgiving if she got a five hour interview with sole.

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Au idea

Sole is a witch (yes supernatural things can happen) and they hide it pretty well, ((course Nate/Nora know because can’t keep that secret from someone they married for over twenty years.)) ANYWAY, just imagine a companion walking in on them using magic to do something because they’re just too tired. It’s literally just like

Bonus

Young!Shaun : “hey Kellogg look what I can do!”

Kellogg : “what is it ki—”

Young!Shaun : *levitating and making other things also float around*

Kellogg : “. . .”

Kellogg : “excuse me what the FU—”

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In farharbor...

DiMA : [Going through his memory banks]

Nick : [Walking in with his gun and shooting it]

DiMA : ["waking up" and falling out of his chair] THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU-

Nick : [Laughing]