Aug 13, 2023
watching the bear and the fancier they get about their “new and improved menu” the more I feel like her
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watching the bear and the fancier they get about their “new and improved menu” the more I feel like her
did i tell you guys that i got so fed up with having to go to walmart to buy vanilla coke ( for some reason its been on clearance at 3.50 a case since forever) i caved and went to my local grocery store yesterday and they had coke products on sale buy 2 get 2 free. so the moral of the story is that i spent 14$ on 48 cans of vanilla coke
"Copy: 'Opens wine with air pressure instead of a corkscrew.' Drew says: Does it now? Could I place it over someone’s chest and suck out their heart with it, leaving no evidence of any kind? Could I terrorize the entire state of Texas with an Anton Chigurh pageboy haircut and my trusty MURDER VACUUM? Just asking. Completely innocent inquiry."
call it any way you want, the sun will always shine
They double booked our hotel room so they gave us the Roosevelt suite I would not be surprised if Roosevelt had actually stayed in the room it's tight as shit
So uhh...we have this fancy ass ADA approved handicap accessible toilet in the front bathroom now. And it has two fancy ass little buttons on it. One for solid and one for liquid. But these fancy ass little buttons had no labels so it was left up to interpretation. And so now that fancy ass little toilet has some fancy ass little labels that me and my mom made.