How a random assortment of indie game characters would react to you coming out: a 🧵 (Part 2)
part 1
"..."
(stabs you)
"Oh! Thank you so much for telling me, no one's ever confided in me like that before! Hope I did okay! But at the end of the day... that doesn't really matter, right? We'll be together forever... right?"
(Slurs)
"where"
“…I understand.”
“I’m gayer.”
(attacks you)
“Really? Didn’t peg you for the type! Glad you were comfortable enough to tell me! …hit me with that espresso though?”
(thrusts at you and then runs away)
(picks you up and rapidly shakes you down)
“Happy for ya!”
(throws you out of a window)
“…”
“Oh! Okay, [NAME]. I don’t really know what that means though…”
(thumbs up)
(fires a party popper)
“Yeah! There it is! Took you long enough! I was wondering when you were going to tell me! Here's a coming out gift from yours truly..."
(hands you a copy of But I'm A Cheerleader on DVD)
(takes the DVD back)
"Neil. Really? ...Sorry about him. Yes, we already knew. Would you be willing to talk to HR with regards to our diversity initiative?"
“AH. OF COURSE.... ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER ROUND?"
“Me too! I gotchu.”
“Your spirit? What textures that pupigerous homunculus? It is, obtensibly, that “tyranny”
“Okay, forks are also found in the kitchen. What else is new?”
“Now’s REALLY not the time? The rift is RIGHT there?!”
BABA
(scoot, scoot, scoot)
IS
(scoot, scoot, scoot)
PROUD
(scoot, scoot, scoot)
"Oh cool! A lot of my friends are also, y'know. Like that."
"...,.,Mrow......,,,.,"
(dances)
"Looks like we found out who the real Joker is!"
“So am I bitch! You ain’t special”
