#fandango man

[stormiecirro]

Fandango man ٩( ᐛ )و

[ghulehthezombiequeen]

random scaramouche headcanon!

masterlist.

wOW hey there people who liked my xiao headcanon! thanks for the love i really appreciate it <333 moving on-

scaramouche.. kinda difficult for me to write for. the reason, i don't know.

he's purple, short /hj, and is SO hot. that's all i know. anyway-

things to note: modern au or whatever; edited because i'm a dumbass haha

so like, you're doing laundry right?

ok so some shit happened and this and that and basically you gotta wash his hat because it's dirty. so you go for his hat and he smacks your hand?? so then you tip his hat down which leaves him stuck for like 5 minutes. then you grab his hat and put it in the washer while he's pouting like a child.

and then when you're going to air dry your clothes out of nowhere this mf just walks by and stares at you as you're struggling. and you're like "a little help please?" and he's like "no." with his arms folded all grumpy like.

and then you hold out the hat that's just been cleaned and you say "well if you want this back sooner then you'd better help me."

mf goes LIGHTNING SPEED helping. basically gets everything done for you while you just stand there like 🧍‍♂️

then when he's done he stares at you and asks "'kay, can i have my hat back now?" and rolls his eyes. you giggle. "well we gotta wait for it to dry, love." you get a hanger for the hat to dry. he groans.

"c'mon, let's go watch a movie, then it'll be dry enough after we've finished watching. 'kay?" you held out your hand.

"...fine." he takes and holds your hand, and you both sit on the couch, cuddling and watching- man idk- the lorax ig.

[nex-ture]

May I request scaramouche with 34 and 38 please? If you can’t then it’s totally fine! Feel free to ignore and skip this request^^

[A/N] Ahh Yes I'm starting a Scaramouche cult right now. This Idea is so chaotic and adorable, and even if I enjoy writing angst this is so cute I love it!

34- Getting Married

38- Reader turning Into a child

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Mayday Marriage

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"What the fuck is this" Those are the words Scaramouche decided to say to the small child infront of him. Granted that "child" was [Name]. "I'm not marrying a fucking fetus, I'm not a creep" Scaramouche was confused and concerned on how you turned this way.

"Childe!" He yelled for a certain red head to come help with the situation. Childe came to the back in his suite ready for you wedding. "What's up fandango man-" Childe cut himself off to say somwthing else "What is that..." Childe pointed to the six year old standing infront of them.

"Supposedly [Name]." As soon as Scaramouche said who the mysterious kid was everything came together for childe. "Haha, have fun with that" Childe said while quickly leaving "You little shit!" Scaramouche yelled as he left.

Hopefully this shit will go away soon, he's not marrying a little kid.

Scaramouche did take advantage of this situation, he played games with you. He would hide in random places in the room for you to come find him.

He tossed you in the air then caught you while you laughed and smiled. His favorite part of this all was feeding you.

He got to do all the things he never got to do in his childhood woth you. Some parts of him didn't want this to end, but all good things do.

It wass moments before the ceremony when you were snuggled in Scaramouches arm as you realized what was happening. Scaramouche lifted his eyes to look at you.

"Do you remember anything" This was the first question Scaramouche ask even if there were better to ask. "What do you mean?" Liar, you knew what happened but you didn't want to embarrass your soon to be husband.

You both got up and continued to ready, that day was a day neither of you would forget. You got to marry your beautiful husband

You don't regret a second of it. <3

[A/N] Sorry that this isnt long, I didn't want to make you wait any longer and needed to get it done!! Thank you for requesting it made my day <3

[wholesomey-artist]

dude illuminati theories were a thing only back in 2010

I'm gonna be honest he sounds like a Facebook flat earther

If he comes up to traveler and says the earth is flat like his fancy kung lao hat I'll be nowhere near surprised

[tjjjrsj]

Just saw long haired scara. He looked so pretty.

But i can only see him cut his hair with a broken piece of mirror or a dagger (but a mirror shard just fits into his character more). After being deemed as a by-product of shogun or the prototype. He broke the mirror and cut his hair and got into fatui somehow.

[sukiventi]

Scaramouche (casual outfit)

POV I can't draw the actual ingame outfits so I make casual modern AU shit for them

[galaxybrownies]

cough drops this wip cough

[derangedpepper]

you KNOW a chara is unstoppable when they can make an ace person overheat and melt