Solar and Walden Moments
(part one!!)
Tw ahead for a bunch of sensitive stuff!!
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Walden: Hey Solar, wanna know how to keep an idiot in suspense?
Solar: How?
Walden: …
Solar: …How?
Walden: …
Solar: Oh, you son of a bitch.
Walden: *wheezing.*
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Solar: Saturday Night and we got no plans.
Walden: Imma chill with Solar and yell at the moon.
Both: GET OFF OF THE ROOF, MOON!!
Moon: NEVER!!!
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Walden and Solar dissing the Teacher Wally AU be like:
Solar: Certified lover boy.
Walden: Certified p***file!
Solar: WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP!
Walden: Solar, f**k em up!
Solar: WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP!
Walden: Imma do my stuff! Why you trolling like a b!tch, ain’t ya tired? Trying to strike a cord-
Solar: -and it’s probably-
Both: A MINOOOOOR!!
(I ain’t explaining what the Teacher Wally AU is. DONT search it up)
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Walden: You have been very drunk for the last hour.
Solar: Me? Or you? *falls onto the ground.*
Walden: …You.
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Solar: Hey Walden, how’s your mother.
Walden: I don’t know, Solar. How’s Jack?
*vine boom.*
Solar: …
Walden: Hehe. Got ya.
Solar: Walden.
Walden: Yeah?
Solar: Soon.
Walden: …Soon what?
Solar: Just soon.
Walden: You’re scaring me dude…
Solar …GOOD.
Walden: …Okay then-
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Walden: What happened to you, ghost?
Solar: How many pickles can you shove up a$$?
Walden: Solar, WTF-
*Board piece moves to nine.*
Walden: NINE?!
*It moves again.*
Walden: 91?!
*And once more.*
Walden: 910?!?
Solar: *wheezing.*
Walden: 910 pickles…
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Solar and Walden: *in cat pajamas.*
Ruin and Mari: *laughing.*
Solar: I hate this.
Walden: Not me.
Solar: And why is that?
Walden: Because I’m already part cat.
Solar: …WHAT-
(Btw, Mari isn’t mine. She belongs to Marionette felt heart on TikTok)
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Solar: *has earphones on.*
Walden: Hey Solar. What are you listening to? *takes one of them out. It’s CPR by Cupcakke*
Solar: *blushing.* Uh…
Walden: *snorts a laugh.* “Tight as a v!rg!n boy, don’t be nervous.”
Solar: *chuckles.* “I’m here to serve you, customer service.”
Both: “I SAVE D!CK BY GIVING IT CPR-“
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Solar and Walden: *playing Baldi’s Basics*
Solar: Baldi, your shirt the same color as cash!
Baldi: …
Walden: Ya look like ya wanna KISS MY A$$-
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Solar: Pop-
Walden: -lock-
Both: -AND DROP!
*The two then accidentally fall through the floor.*
Both: AHHHH-
Moon and RF Sally: *dying of laughter.*
Sun: SOLAR!!
RF Barnaby: Boss, you good?!
Walden: IM FINE! A TWINK BROKE MY FALL!
Solar: BITCH, GET OFF ME!!
(that’s all for now!! Imma write more!!)
