#fandom shower thoughts

[tiger-shrike]

i think davrin would love being a wildland firefighter

[colonel-dynamite-gun]

Garrus is a hell of a marksman, and is our go to sniper for all three games (sorry Ashley and Thane) but considering his constant tinkering with the Mako in Mass Effect , I will never not imagine his mandatory military service was spent as a vehicle mechanic.

Maybe he later qualified as a sniper, or that's just a hobby (I mean it's weird that despite his skills behind the scope, he's a detective and not in C-SEC SWAT) but that idea he spent his days waist deep in a transport or fixing a tank is on brand for him.

[colonel-dynamite-gun]

Before they were uplifted, I imagine Krogan small arms were all bulky high caliber guns meant for punching through each other's tough hides. Basically WW2 anti tank rifles or small auto canons

[colonel-dynamite-gun]

Post war, in a universe with the Geth AND the Rachni surviving, do you think they get along?

[indydonuts]

Thinking about boring adult things and how they'd function in the One Piece world.

Can you imagine what the insurance industry would look like?

Imagine having to come up with policies that cover Devil Fruit abilities or Sea King attacks.

Claims agents looking through reports wondering if the events are real or some kind of fever dream.

And the serive reps, oh the poor service reps, having to explain to customers their policy doesn't cover collateral damage from the Marines or that their policy only covers damage from Paramecia-type users and unfortunately, that last pirate captain was technically a Logia-type user.

A poor customer service rep who was just so tired and had the power of the Muzak Muzak Fruit with the ability to put someone on infinite hold if they were being rude.

[jessytessytavi]

so here I am, getting ready for bed, ruminating on the random static of things in the back of my head, letting it rattle around

and since it's been stuck on bat family comics and fanfic, it decided to throw tiny baby Lucy Quinzel meeting the Red Hood for the first time and deciding he's the red angry bird:

which, considering she's like 2, is pretty good

and then a briefly undistracted piece of my ADHD asked "is there any fanart of the Red Hood as an angry bird? that would be fuckin hilarious"

so I, in my infinite wisdom, decided to google "angry bird red hood"

and I was graced with this monstrosity:

.....

and ADHD brain made ADHD connections

I DID NOT KNOW HOW BADLY I NEEDED THE MENTAL IMAGE OF THE RED HOOD WITH THIS FUCKIN THING SLAPPED OVER HIS HELMET

like I made an audible wheeze

just

the Red Hood

in Kevlar, body armor, holsters

and signature helmet peeking thru the face hole of that RIDICULOUS FUCKIN HAT

swinging between buildings

hot on the heels of a cackling Batgirl

(Red Robin is following and streaming to the official Red Robin account)

(Nightwing is still on the original rooftop with Black Bat, because he laughed so hard when Steph snuck up behind Jason and put the bird on that he pulled a muscle)

and over on gcpd's rooftop, Batman, Robin, and Gordon watch them go by, Bats and Gordon with exasperated dad faces

(as Red Robin snatches up the demon brat to join the chase)

I think I love it

idk why this fuckin poll is here

stupid app interface

there's no removal button

I feel so fuckin old rn

Voting ended onJul 8, 2023

[blowup1sun]

So, maybe I’m late to the party, but is it possible that there are so many “I’m gonna make them Not Straight because I can” pairings in FanFiction because of a lack of representation in canon, or is this just the normalization of a fetish?