#fandom version

[dinner--starving]

Making your fandom wait 5+ years is downright cruel, brutal, sadistic, inhuman, barbaric, and abominable (well).

This isn't torture, this is vivisection.

You know what, I now know exactly how John felt at The Landmark. The rage.

Fandom: Five years....

Fandom: Five years.

Fandom: We thought..

Fandom: We thought....you were dead

Fandom: Now, you let me grieve, hmm? How could you do that?

Fandom: HOW?

Mofftiss: : Wait – before you do anything that you might regret ...

Mofftiss: ... um, one question. Just let me ask one question. Um ...

Fandom: *looks at them, eyes still full of fury*

Mofftiss: *giggling* Do you still ship Johnlock?

Fandom: *draws in one more long breath, then hurls itself at Mofftiss, grabbing their lapels and bundling them back across the floor until they loses his footing and they all fall to the floor, Fandom on top of Mofftiss and trying to throttle them*

(X)

Well yes, that happened.

[hymnstoalienstars]

*thinking about how Gentleman Jack is basically a monosexual Jack Harkness from the 19th century*

[fangirlintheroom]

Am I alone?

DOES ANYONE ELSE JUST LOVE THE FAN VERSION OF A FANDOM MORE THAN THE WRITERS/CREATORS VERSION? It's just me, okay.

[valenclaw]

when the fic is an au and the characters are ooc, is it even the same ship as long as the characters have the same names?

[goofygoldengirl]

So far there are two fandom versions of Gabriel Agreste

Cold and caculating dad of all evil who is also Hawkmoth

or

Extremely petty fashion designer who worships Coco Chanel and has a longstanding rivalry with nearly everyone in the fashion industry

[poeticmins]

Cause baby now we got Fandom blooood You know we used to be Nooormal So take a look what they've doooone Cause baby now we got fandom blood, hey

[magikarpballoons]

Fandom Bells:

Dashing through shows, With an wrath we all convey, Through the seasons we go, Fuming all the way. Straight, white, ma-le only. We're itching for the sight, Of Black, Female, Trans, Gender-Queer  Lets represent tonight!

Oh! Fandom Bells, Queerbait 'sells.' They whitewash anyway. Mock the fans for what we try, To fix through head-cannons. Hey! Fandom Bells, What the hell? He's very clearly gay. That one's Ace and that one's Bi This plot-line makes me cry!

An episode ago, I thought they got it right. But soon Ms. Badass Babe Was told to take a hike. Her exit really stank, We all showed our dismay. But they want us to thank, The writers anyway!

Oh! Fandom Bells, Queerbait 'sells.' They whitewash anyway. Mock the fans for what we try, To fix through head-cannons. Hey! Fandom Bells, What the hell? He's very clearly gay. That one's Ace and that one's Bi This plot-line makes me cry!

A season now ago, The story they did tell, Had many ways to go. And yet some how they fell On old habits, the same. The fans were all appalled. Char-ac-ter de-vel-op-ment stalled, With nothing on the way!

Oh! Fandom Bells, Queerbait 'sells.' They whitewash anyway. Mock the fans for what we tried, To fix through head-cannons. Hey! Fandom Bells, What the hell? He's very clearly gay. That one's Ace and that one's Bi This plot-line makes me cry!

Now, currently tonight, Before we all are done, They have a chance to fight, The loop they have begun. And hope though as we may, For rep-re-sen-ta-tion Bluntly here I now will say: Invest in Fan-Fiction!

Oh! Fandom Bells, Queerbait 'sells.' They whitewash anyway. Mock the fans for what we try, To fix through head-cannons. Hey! Fandom Bells, What the hell? He's very clearly gay. That one's Ace and that one's Bi This plot-line makes me cry!