#fangamer plush

[firewildx]

[tidiestpegasus]

how can i deny fate like this?

shout out to the prophecy maker website

[ghosfizzh]

gave him closed eyes because i still wanted them in my desk withought me getting scared (paranoid)

now they cuddle next to my computer while i draw

[p-jinx]

FREE TO DOWNLOAD MINI SPAMTON SEWING PATTERN PDF

Miniton Sewing Pattern PDF - P-Jinx's Ko-fi Shop

Base shape pattern of the "Fangamer: Spamton Talking Plush" broken down and reconstructed by hand on a much smaller scale for your very own

Behold! a free pdf for your very own, self-inflicted salesman infestation! Estimated to have taken a grand total of 9 hours of work

support me just by sharing my work!

some sewing progress pictures and notes to help you along under the cut:

sewing the face together first is probably the best bet

safety eyes take up lots of space

hair was easy enough to sew on but the side panels are tricky.... USE PINS

connect siding edges before sewing back of the head on and then flip right side out!

stuff body and head separately use a chop stick or a wooden skewer (THE BLUNT END PLEASE BE SAFE) to stuff the nose use an invisible ladder stitch to attach head to body make sure to wash your new computer virus to stress test it's seams and prep the fabric for any dyes, paints or other such cosmetics you'll be giving your new Zip Bomb

corners on this pattern are not very sharp, you can add additional seams to better shape the head.

arms are a little short! if you want to use premade 10cm doll clothes try adding a little extra length to the arms, legs are fine

i sourced the plastic safety eyes from here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1846283517/ready-to-ship-pastels-handpainted-safety?ref=share_ios_native_control theyre a size 14mm

I sourced the premade 10cm doll clothes from here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D6LFFTB3?ref_=ppx_hzod_image_dt_b_fed_asin_title_0_0&th=1

I suggest a tool to help comfortably apply safety eyes but its not required! (I don't own a tool and just used my body weight to snap the backs on)

I used red eye shadow for the blush marks

[marketableplushieenthusiast]

@fangamer I know you haven't posted since like 2020 but if anyone on your team sees this, pls make a Tenna plushie, pls pls pls pls pls

I can't keep taking out my cuteness aggression on exclusively my Spamton plushie, I need that old-ahh CRT in plush form so I can squish him and put him in funny outfits and throw him down the stairs and let him sit in my lap (with Spamplush) while I fight the Roaring Knight again, PLEASE-

[daily-plush]

2020 Hades Fangamer Skelly Talking Plush

[sunny-m00n]

CLEANING HELP FOR SPAM STAINS!!!

hello fellow salesman enjoyers, I have a tip for stains on splushies! I’m not 100% sure how well it works on suit jacket stains but it works very well if you make the same mistake as me: try putting a red dress on him and not realizing it was staining him until your therapist tried looking at his tag when you brought him-

Step One: get shampoo (I used Nexxus so if you have another kind try testing it on a little bit of him), a small cloth like a hand towel (two if you have two!), and cold water!

Step Two: put around the amount of toothpaste you use of shampoo onto part/one rag and pour some cold water on it. Then rub into stained area(s)

Step Three: wet another part/rag with cold water and wipe off the lil guy! Then dry in your preferred way!

Step Four: repeat until stain is gone or at least isn’t as noticeable

this seems unpromising, I know, but it helped get my splushie from looking like he got a horrible sunburn to being just a little miss colored spot (I’m going to do another few rounds later but I wanted to take a break and share this with y’all!)

enjoy your hopefully newly cleaned spam!

update: I’ve found this also makes his lil pipis fibers really soft again if you dry him like crazy after and put him in your blanket to warm up like I did, so that is a huge plus!

[how2spell-sandwhich]

i will be kind to every plushie btw. including the weird small guys that fight you in the basements