#fantasy shitpost

[monarchetype]

[windup-viera]

Husband: whats the matter?

Me, staring at the table, as if haunted by arcane knowledge: Drider is just Drow-Spider isn't it?

Husband: It... Yes... uh... You okay babe?

Me: My life is a lie.

[v4mpyrsp1t]

LADIES, DOES SHE:

1. have an unhealthy fascination with mythology and dating/befriending mythological creatures

2. love fantasy and the forest

3. want to live in a gothic castle/mushroom house

IF SO, SHE MAY BE WLW. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

[glitchysinmybasement]

A group of sirens that just sing the halo theme

Modern day sailors just minding their own business when they hear the unmis sound of the choir singing the halo theme in perfect harmony. They go near it to see why the fuck there is a game recording happening in the middle of the ocean, only to be dragged into the cold depths of the pacific.

[onemorepagethenbed]

Me realizing that with Doors of Stone, the Kingkiller Chronicle will come to an end

[v4mpyrsp1t]

returning from the storage room holding the bag packaging by the neck part like it’s some great kill you’ve scored and you’re returning to the tavern to the applause of everyone in the village to fuel your massive hunter’s ego

[onemorepagethenbed]

Me when shit is actually going fine for Locke and Jean

*Enter fuckup*

[onemorepagethenbed]

Locke Lamora. Locke Lamora. Locke Lamora. Locke Lamora.

Let’s face it - he would without question fuck it up but it would be the best kidnap rescue attempt ever.