My rewatching is dwindling
I think what Disney/Marvel is neglecting to acknowledge is that their whole catalog of films is growing unappealing to rewatch. Phase Six is shaping up to be a trash fire.
I look back on the first Black Panther movie, the first two Cap movies, the Kenneth Branagh Thor films, and the first two Ant-Man movies and the Captain Marvel films as the only ones that I really enjoy rewatching on my Disney Plus app. I used to enjoy watching the first Avengers movie for some of the sight gags and silly dialogue, but it hasn't aged well.
As much as I love Tom and Zendaya in the Spider-Man reboot, I don't rewatch those movies because I hate knowing that Aunt May gets killed in the third one. It sours my enjoyment of the first two. It was the same problem that I had with the Andrew Garfield films. The first one was phenomenal, but then Sony shit the bed with the second one, making me upset with all of the things that they could have done not to ruin the franchise. The No Way Home movie was so good until that fucking ending. It fixed so many mistakes from ALL of the previous films but ultimately shit the bed AGAIN.
I think it's funny that Disney is mad that Marvel fans are more engaged with the shows than the big budget movies that they keep fucking up with bad marketing, bad release dates, overlapping releases, whitewashed casts, misogyny, and planting bits of rage bait into every new film so they can "filter" the fans they want to appeal to while stealing our money. I like the shows because I can happily watch those from my living room and process and savor them without the anxiety of trying to get a seat in the back of the theater because being too close to the big screen exacerbates my seizure disorder when there are flashing effects. I can also quietly dissect the worldbuilding and the character motivation and see all the Easter eggs from previous films. The shows, because maybe they are lower stakes to Disney, are also more diverse. More racial diversity, body diversity, gender diversity, more fluid sexuality, more characters of different ages, more religious and cultural diversity, more language diversity.
We didn't need Sabra in Sam's movie. Not when Leila Taylor was RIGHT THERE.
We didn't need them to kill off Ramonda in Wakanda Forever. Not when fans and the cast alike were already mourning Chadwick.
We didn't need the Fantastic Four movie to only show minority extras looking astounded and flabbergasted in the background of all the action scenes.
We didn't need Thunderbolts to woobify John Walker's racist ass. Or to kill Antonia. Or to sideline Ava Starr into glitching every time she used her powers when she was a badass in Ant-Man and the Wasp.
We didn't need to watch Gamora (one of the MCU's only arguably Black female characters) to die violently onscreen, or Natasha in the same fashion. That was a choice that someone greenlit TWICE.
Marvel Phase Six is about to keep on committing the same sins.
We're going to get more female characters being killed off to inspire the male leads. (Jane? Ramonda? Natasha? Gamora? Maria? Aunt May? Wanda, who I can't stand, but they still did her dirty?)
We're going to get more Black and brown people being knocked down and killed in the background of cityscapes and boss battles like we had in Civil War and Infinity War and Age of Ultron and the first Avengers (Lagos, Harlem, Wakanda, Johannesburg?).
What few minority characters they allow on screen are going to be cast with the Whitest-passing, fairest-skinned actors they can find.
Properties like Wonder Man aren't going to be given good promotion because they don't really want us to watch it. All of the teasers have more Ben Kingsley in them than anything else.
They're going to try to make us forget about queer characters. Agatha was great. Yet, Agatha is DEAD. They are going to nostalgia cast any X-Men properties and ignore the diversity of the actual comics, as well as the blunt queerness of the present runs. They're going to toss Kelsey Grammer back onscreen as Beast, when he's an avid Trump supporter.
They're going to shove more Benedict Cumberbatch down our throats.
They're going to give us Steve "the guy who wanted all those things went into the ice" Rogers as a family man, when that didn't work out well when they did it with Clint Barton in AoU. They're going to let RDJ pretty much run the show and hog the script and chew the scenery. Women in Doomsday will be very ancillary, props, or cannon fodder. Window dressing.
I don't want any of that.
When I open my Disney Plus app, I glance briefly at the things it thinks I might like based on my previous viewing, or whatever they are trying to promote, and I skip ALL of it. All of the choices depress me. I haven't rewatched any of these movies for the following reasons:
Ant-Man Quantumania: Jonathon Fucking Majors. NO. That, and I feel like half the actors in it forgot how to act. It was just a vehicle to introduce Cassie Lang as the new Wasp, but the story was bland.
Doctor Strange: Hated it the first time. That has since become the only time. We didn't need a bald White woman as the Ancient One. And a movie that is set in Tibet that hardly gives its Asian characters speaking roles. It was like the Shyamalan Airbender movie all over again.
Infinity Wars: Why do I want to rewatch my favorite characters getting dusted again? Once was enough. Thanos' aliens wrecking Wakanda's landscape wasn't all that appealing, either.
Endgame: Thor getting to kill Thanos when Nebula was right there and deserved the opportunity more? Nat dying? Heimdall dying after he saved everybody in Ragnarok? Having to sit through that much Tony from start to finish? The whole "it's all your fault, Steve, for abandoning us?" theme after Civil War happened? Excuse me?
Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3: I hated it. Everything about it. I hate that the critics raved about it. It was made worse by the fact that the GOTG Christmas special was so lighthearted and funny and they followed with this grimdark slop. Cruelty to fictitious animals? The film's only minority character is the villain committing the cruelty? Hard pass. And I'm done watching Chris Pratt in anything, unless my kids want to watch the next Mario movie. (I'll only do it for them.)
Wakanda Forever: The music and costumes were nice. The introduction of the Talokan was nice. But again, why kill Ramonda? Why have Namor do that, after he lost his own mother?
Multiverse of Madness: Still haven't watched it ONCE. Don't need to. The spoilers were enough. Agatha All Along filled in all the blanks.
Ragnarok and Love and Thunder: I've given both of these a couple of rewatches each, and they both lose something with each rewatch. Just give me a Valkyrie solo show with Tessa Thompson and I'll be fine.
Fantastic Four reboot: Didn't hate it. Just can't explain why I don't really feel like watching it again? The actors did a great job with that they were given. But again, it was very whitewashed and vague and didn't fit well with the rest of the MCU. There was a certain weird, handwavy Messianic subtext to Sue and Franklin? I don't know if that was intentional? It felt very "our blue eyed blond lady and baby can do no wrong." That feels like it's going to be a prevalent theme for everything going forward (which it kind of was for Carol's character in the second Marvels movie, too, if I'm being honest).
Thunderbolts: I don't even have to explain why. Bucky in a bad wig, looking bored for most of the film? Red Guardian in all of his greasy glory? No Sam? More Valentina, whose character was already vaguely racist in TFATWS? And this movie dialed it up to eleven? The Incredibles Syndrome ending battle? No, I'm never watching it again. Not even to write fix-it fic.
When I started watching MCU movies and writing fics for that universe, it was fun because it was a refreshing change from the Fox X-Men franchise that only took canon as a helpful suggestion and cheerfully ignored it. The MCU made the comic characters three dimensional and nuanced, at first. Soaring musical scores, gorgeous and accurate costumes, and the scripts were written with a sympathetic hand. Now, though... I'm just so tired. The X-Men movies were originally "that way" because they were still getting their feet under them in how they approached a superhero movie based on a popular comic book, but as time went on, Fox kept doubling and tripling down on the series' flaws, like a disrespect for their own in-universe continuity, misogyny (women getting strangled in every film), whitewashing, watering down the female characters and removing their agency (and dialogue, in some cases), mistreating their minority characters (Darwin?!?!), straightwashing queer characters (Raven), and only using certain characters for optics (Emma, Angel, Warren, Raven, Piotr... the list goes on and on and on). The best thing that the Deadpool films did was dunk heavily on all of the X-films. How do you get the costumes and wigs so appallingly wrong? They had one job.
So I don't want this nostalgia grab of adding Marsden, Cummings, or Romijn or Grammer. The whole concept bores me to tears, when they could just give us a new X-Men film that they have been promising since they bought the properties back from Fox. They aren't going to give me an X-film property this time that will wash the taste of the old films out of my mouth, sadly. Chris Evans was better used as a washed up Human Torch in Deadpool. He was having a good laugh at his old self and we were laughing along with him.
I started cherry picking which Marvel films to watch in the theater after Endgame when I used to be a "completist" who just automatically paid opening weekend ticket prices to watch them right away. I think I've reached the end of the road with Doomsday. And that's fine. It's like when you stop wearing your old high school t-shirt when it gets so faded and full of holes and doesn't fit anymore.
It's okay to just fucking throw it out.
I want to watch other things with Mackie. Or X-Men 97 if they give us a second season. Or any of the Marvel properties that finally revisit my favorite characters with decent intent and real attention to their development.
Doomsday isn't it.


















