#farmer lance

[country-girl-2006]

The creators really looked at this and thought “yeah farmer”

[hello-sweetheart]

Okay so I know we all hate the farmer Lance ending to Voltron cuz wtf ya know BUT HEAR ME OUT

Stardew Valley Au where Lance inherits his great uncle’s farm in Pelican Town after struggling with finding his path in life, moving to the town to find that there’s more to the town than meets the eye.

Keith who grew up there with his late father. He kinda takes on a bit of Abigail’s adventurous spirit who had roamed the previously abandoned farm, exploring the monster infested mines, mixed with Sebastian’s antisocial reclusive attitude.

There’s Shiro and Adam, Shiro just returning home and having to learn to cope with his ptsd from being a prisoner of war.

You can have the Holts as a the science family up in the mountains.

Hunk, chef extraordinaire, and Shay running the saloon.

Coran taking on the role of the wizard, knowing everything mystical in nature and living in the tower castle.

And Allura and Romelle being roommates as Emily and Haley.

The blade of mamora as the adventurers guild.

And of course, the mice running the hat shop.

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As for the rest of the Stardew npcs I have no idea 💀

But the farm can be either the beach farm (cuz Lance and the ocean) OR the wilderness farm (cuz monsters and Keith).

[mushed-kid]

okay klance au time

(i don’t think it counts as an au, because it’s not changing canon, its just something that could happen after canon)

warning this is long and hard to understand i cant be bothered. u either get it or you dont.

so i haven’t actually thought out all the details and stuff, this is very much just a thought i had:

It’s set after canon, aka everything stays the same. I KNOWWWW that farm lance gets a lotta hate and i get it trust me, but that also stays the same. Non-negotiable because this whole au basically built around that fact!!! so yeah suck it.

okay so everyone’s doing their thang, the paladins are growing up and like young adults, but they’re not teens anymore!

lance is at the farm, and keith works with the blade of marmora or whatever he ended up doing. i can’t remember but that’s what we’re going with. and you know there’s obviously some klance scenes in the last season and in this au that has developed as the next few years passed.

they might’ve started out hating each other and slowly getting better at standing each other, and then friendship developed into a little more, and now they’re basically dating. except they have never said that they’re dating, but neither of them wants to be with anyone else so it’s fine, they know. and they like it that way, it takes the pressure of. (everyone knows but it’s not something that’s brought up)

and anyway point is keith works in space right? and he comes back to earth often because that’s where they all meet, and they try to meet frequently. and that’s where lance lives, so why wouldn’t he? so he stays there when he visits, and it’s nice.

Lance, as always, goes hand in hand with angst. so add some of that. lance has gotten over his feelings for allura. obviously none of them have fully moved on, but with help from the others (and especially keith) he’s come to terms with that. however, that doesn’t mean it’s not constantly affecting him anymore.

he’s already lost allura, and he’s not actually dating keith, but he’s realized that he might not be as straight as he thought over the last couple years. and maybe there’s more to it than just letting keith stay at his house when he visits because he doesn’t have a house, and more because well he might be dating keith but he doesn’t know if keith considers them that. even if it feels that way sometimes

and he’s worried that it’s gonna be another allura-situation. he doesn’t want that, and keith is out in space trying to spread peace and stuff. and lance worries. lance doesn’t want to lose him before he’s even sure that he had him.

and he’s been trying to ignore that thought because everything is fine. keith wont get hurt. he knows what he’s doing and the war is over, so what’s the chances?

but then keith gets hurt.

and the whole thing basically boils down to lance going straight to proposing. because that’s just what he’s like, it has to be good, it has to be perfect. because keith deserves perfect. and it’s not like he can ask keith if they’re dating.

and this is honestly the part i haven’t thought that much about, this idea is mostly based on the setting. but im thinking he gets some help from the other’s at earth to plan it. everyone gathers at lance’s farm because that’s what they always do when they meet up. and everyone is there because keith comes back injured and stays with lance while he gets better.

and lance is nervous because what if he read all of this wrong, he did imagine the rival thing back at garrison, but the others help calm him down. and idrk how but he proposes to keith and asks him to spend their lives together and whatnot.

they have a BEAUTIFUL wedding, and the flowers that remind him of allura are all over btw. they’re in love and everyone’s happy despite it all.

yeah idrk i haven’t worked it out but i like the story. it’s based in the song Found by Dan Davidson. I think it’s cute and it fits with the farm thing. you have to listen to it to get my vision:

[demiboydemon]

Lance: Keith and I decided to try degradation in bed.

Lance: It was going well until he brought up the time I became a farmer on impulse.

Lance: That was just mean.

[sparkspsps]

Can we get like fully stereotyped cowboy Keith and farmer Lance?

[lanceisgayking]

Hi Lance. Part 1. Part 2!

Yes they got iPhones in space, fight me.

[one-trigger-lullaby]

I know yall er mad about farmer Lance but hear me out

Consider Lance's character: He loves his family and missed earth more than anyone else. In addition to this, we can see how tired he is in S8.

Now, he wanted to be a pilot, this is true. He wanted to explore the universe and he has. He has explored it, died, seen friends die, seen entire worlds destroyed, and got betrayed and ridiculed.

Why, especially after becoming a widower(k they're not married I get, don't care rn) why would he wanted to be anywhere but with his family?

He loves his Voltron family, sure, but they can take care of themselves. How terrified must he have been when he realized earth was taken over? That he might have lost his family?

Honestly what I'm trying to say is that maybe Lance wasn't made to be great beyond Voltron and I think that's okay. We know, he knows, everyone knows he has the ability to be, but... I think his choice of living a quiet life while spreading peace every once in a while is so in-character it hurts.

When has Lance ever wanted anything but the people he loves to be happy and safe? Thw only thing he has ever wanted for himself was to be a good pilot and damn, he is. But he never wanted anything other than that.

He didn't want to be a representative. He didn't want to be some intergalactic peace bringer like Keith.

Keith and Shiro have no family other than eachother: it's easy for them to do things away from earth because they have little there.

Lance and Pidge decided to stay on earth because they spent their teens in space and want to be with their family.

So, like, Lance's choice makes sense and he's happy so whyre yall mad?

Not everyone, in any reality, is made to be great and live their lives doing great things. Others, like Keith, want to continue their work but Lance doesn't want to and that's fine?

Also, notice the difference in both Lance and Keith's personalities. At the beginning, Keith didn't want to do anything for anyone but himself and Shiro. He didn't even really want to be a pilot after Shiro disappeared. Lance did.

Now, they've changed and grown up and realized what they really want to spend their lives doing and what's so wrong about that?

Yall call Lance a dedicated family man and think it's cute but get mad when he pursues that character?

Anyway, that's just my thought.

[corancoranthemagicalman]

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