#incorrect klance quotes

[dreamyswordpath]

Lance: Keith and I are dating now Hunk: Yeah I've known that for a while now. Lance: How? We just started. Pidge: Then what the fuck were you doing before that?

[salmoninzeeweed]

Keith: Hey lance.. what happened while I was gone?

Lance: Oh not much really, just- [insert 40 minute explanation of the events that occurred]

Keith: What???

Lance: Oh and also I died and was brought back to life, but that's all basically.

Keith: ...

Keith: .....

Keith: Why was that not the first thing mentioned????

Keith: LANCE WHY WAS THAT NOT THE FIRST THING MENTIONED????????

Keith: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NOT MUCH"?????

Keith: LANCE WHAT THE FUCK

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Galra!Keith: My hero

Lance: Would you mind giving your hero a name?

Keith: Sure, I know lots of names. You don't have one?

Lance: No, I do! It's Lance! I just wanted to know yours.

Keith: Oh. It's Keith

[malk-me]

Lance: hey mullet, can I take you to my therapist next week?

Keith: ... why?

Lance: she thinks I'm making you up–

[andreilver]

klance incorrect quote💅

Lance: Keith... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Keith: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Lance:

Lance: I wrote sanitize, Keith.

[whatisgrass]

Lance: You mean you don't get gay thoughts when you look at Keith?

Hunk, in the middle of eating something: You do?

[eijirosheart]

Keith: Crushes are the worst.

Lance: Yeah, whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on I start acting stupid.

Keith: You always act stupid.

Lance: Yeah, don't think about that too much.

Keith:

[purplegays]

Lance: They call me a 179 degree angle—

Keith: Because you’re obtuse.

Lance: …because I’m not completely straight…?