Apr 28
You
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C'mere
I'm gonna kiss you on the mouth
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You
Yes, I'm talking to you
C'mere
I'm gonna kiss you on the mouth
ah yes. my favorite hamilton character. umbilical cord schuyler.
I think about this a lot and tell people this a lot and it makes me happy to tell them because i Know that , everybody is always breathing in fart molecules. When you first fart it is highly concentrated in the air, which is why it snelly. As it spreads out, it becomes less concentrated in one area, and eventually it will mix in with the air molecules. And then nobody will smell it actually anymore . Because it is so spread out that it is not noticeable but it's Still There. Like always. So if you are currently somewhere where someone farted once, you are breathing in the molecules rn ok? Ok. Pleasr emember this
Skibidi kill me
On another note, did you guys know High-altitude flatus expulsion was a thing? That if you climb a big mountain you might just fart a lot from the atmospheric pressure? My friend had to climb behind her boyfriend up Kilimanjaro as he farted every 30 seconds. *poot poot poot* all the way up the mountain.
True love.
Fandoms going to shit because of popularity is not something elitists make to shame new users
back when I was in the philippine bronies group in 2011 there were only about 300 users and the entire group was really chill and welcoming and whenever we'd meet up it was this really nice and chill gathering of like-minded dudes
come mid 2013 there are like 900 members and I can hardly see the latest posts without retching at how disgustingly misogynistic and ill-informed they are. they even manage to disgust the only active female member of the group regularly
A Perfect Balance of Defiance and Honesty
The four-year-old male is a fascinating mix of paradoxes. (This might be true for the female of the species as well; I’ll know better in about three years and eight months). They are brave enough to stand up to their superiors, yet too scared to poop by themselves. They’re smart enough to know when the truth will get them in trouble, yet not yet smart enough to know how to lie effectively.
Because of all this, you can sometimes bear witness to moments hilarious, infuriating perfection.
The other day, witnessed the following moment between a four-year-old boy and his father. This boy got a bit too exuberant, and ended up in some trouble for hitting. His dad pulled him out of the fray, put him on his lap, and had the following brief exchange:
DAD - Listen…you have got to learn to keep your hands to yourself. It’s NOT okay for you to touch other people without their permission. SON - I’m farting on your leg right now. Let the record show that EVERY statement uttered during that exchange was 100% true…
Silent Farts
The silent farts are the most Dangerous ones it will hit you like a Hurricane.