#faruqs

[felinewilesarch]

      “SO WHAT?” A shrug of those slender shoulders as the feline slunk along the edge of the building, toe DARING its way over the edge. “One itty-bitty thing goes MISSING and I’m automatically to blame?” 

         / @faruqs​

[xenovair-archive]

`*・° ★    &.    STARTER CALL    //        SELECTIVELY   ACCEPTING    !

                                          ❛   You  are  part  spider  yes  ?   May  I  ask     what  part  ?      ❜            //      @faruqs      !

[spdysense-a]

          A  SECRET  SHARED  IS  A  SECRET  HALVED   /   feat.  @faruqs

[youusedme]

Teach me how to fight ! Can't be a good hero if I can't even throw a punch .

@faruqs // ★

★— (IN)FAMOUS FOR HIS RIGOROUS TRAINING REGIMES --- Steve would always put the team through their paces. Even after Tony had build training simulators -- even they were no task for Cap, who used his tactical knowledge to recognize others weaknesses and ensure that they build on them. As time went by the training simulators were used more often, and Steve didn’t quite know WHY they would rather train with machines -- when human ingenuity had proven the best choice --- though, it was more likely that they feared the aches and pains Post-Cap-Training-Routine. 

So ---- with that in mind ----- it wasn’t OFTEN that people had come to him for help nowadays. A part of him was restraining a proud smile that SOMEONE approached him, finally, but he had to appear stern and maintain his image; crossing his arms. 

 ❛ Are you SURE? Rome wasn’t built in a day, so I can’t TEACH you to fight from scratch in one day --- but we need to see what you’re capiable of first, before we discuss what you need to work on. Fighting bad guys isn’t JUST about punchin’ them, it’s about using your SMARTS and combining it with physical strengths. The question is though, are you really up for bein’ tested first?  ❜

[cardshcrp]

do u think teeth have feelings like maybe they're alive and they can't escape and then what we assume is the sound of drilling at the dentist is actually them screaming for help

banana i hate this bc it makes a disturbing amount of sense to my freshly awake brain and this is how i die i guess dshghhag

[ivoryhearted]

Shout out to @unnwin . no particular reason I just love her

[eatrude]

Hannibal : kills people and eats them . Also Hannibal : you're racist ? That's wrong :/

unprompted asks || always accepting ! 

he has his priorities straight smh i don’t know what to tell you 

[strongwilltm-archive]

@faruqs

“You’re that spider lady. I think you’re way cooler than that guy. I like your suit be’er.”