#fat superman

[fatblacksuperman]

introducing the fat black clark kent that has always existed in my head and should now exist in YOURS too thanks to @monkesupreme

[thefatteningpicture]

Speaking of Superman, “Adventures of the Super Sons” issue 5 has Jon Kent’s future self (non-Bendis) having a dad bod.

Oh yes, this one is famous! I thought I already posted about it... Oh well if I didn't here are two panels of the issue for people who are curious:

[chubbydrawer]

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[gaykarstaagforever]

Part 1

Fine. You want Fat Superman? Here is Fat Superman.

PART 2: FAT SUPERMAN

Spoiler warning: he gets fat from drinking expired champagne on an alien planet.

No I'm not joking.

And while he has to exercise to get thinner, faster, it was always going to wear off and he'd go back to normal.

Those are the stakes of this idiot story.

You see this? You see Lois being a bitch about it, and all the cruel fat-related puns?

10 and a half pages of that. That's basically it.

This is a joke that isn't funny, that eventually just...stops.

They made this the cover feature.

...A cover feature with a scene that doesn't even happen. Superman just says, "Man. What if I got fat in a phone booth, instead of a space capsule? (He was in a space capsule when he got fat. A FAKE space capsule. Look. It doesn't matter.)

Yeah. God forbid any actual dramatic story beats come out of this, you fat bastard.

Great. Now I'm doing it.

The only mildly amusing thing he does while fat is use his giant butt to plug a hole in a dam.

Speaking as a man with a giant butt...you use what you have, you know?

But even that isn't fun, because he has to make some comment about how he can't fly right, because of temporary obesity.

Yes. Because Superman's flying ability before now was totally a matter of real-world aerodynamics and particle physics.

Having him complain that his thighs are generating 10 million kilojoules of heat as they rub together when he walks would have been cruel garbage, but I would have accepted and even laughed at that. But FLYING? He is too fat to fly? Give me a break!

The blimp jokes were right there, you hacks!

Also, look back at that first dam panel. The people on the dam call him a hippo and wonder how he can still be a hero when he's fat.

It is well-established in the comics at this point that Superman can do anything, all the time, and also has super-hearing. Mostly because he tells everyone any time he does anything. And these jackasses have the nerve to stand well-within even NORMAL hearing range, and make fun of a LIVING GOD WITH LASER EYES for suddenly having man-tits?? He should have blown them over the edge, just to make a point.

Granted, this is Superman, and he's a goody-two-shoes. And they also no doubt know that. Plus he himself is currently whining about how he's TOO FAT TO FLY PROPERLY.

I've been mad for three days about this. Let's pause for an ad break.

Intriguing. I'll have to look up this 'Sesame Street' thing later, see if it went anywhere.

Back to hell.

Speaking of weird physics, I can't imagine how people on a plane flying at like 700 mph, passing even a fat Superman going at least as fast, can recognize anything, let alone have enough time to accurately guess his real Fat Superman weight.

But they do. Because this story is awful.

Okay this panel is pretty dense so let's talk about it.

1) He built that scale super-fast out of NOTHING, just to weigh himself. Looks to me like his super-abilities are just fine, even if he can't see his own penis.

2) ...I mean, okay, he is literally two tons. I admit, that's kind of really goddamn heavy. Maybe he should worry about this a little bit.

3) That last sentence is the greatest sentence in any Silver Age comic, ever. "Why ask questions?" Who gives a shit, right? It doesn't matter. None of this matters. Why did you buy this? Fuck you for reading this, kid. Go outside, nerd.

They didn't call him a blimp, but they DID have him call himself a parade balloon.

And then make him real sad about it.

...Did the Government pay DC to do a comic bullying fat children, because it was the height of the Cold War and they were afraid the next generation would be too porky to battle the Russians on their home tundra? Was someone on DC's editorial staff mad at his overweight mother-in-law? This is reaching frightening levels of antagonizing people who like donuts.

I've lost the thread, here. There is slightly more stupid story, but I've hit the "pictures of Fat Superman" limit, so this will need to continue in a Part 3.

[hog-farmer]

Superman xwg (SuperBat)

Time to dive into the DC universe for this idea I’ve had. Featuring Superman fattening up to giant proportions. And of course gotta fit my ships in there, so Batman’s along for the ride here. This idea would play into Clark’s alien biology with certain “features” arising.

Now, the way I see this starting out would be Clark moving back out to his home farm, with his Ma probably having past. So this would take on the depressed and comfort food angle at first. Clark starts packing on the pounds, get the ball rolling. Maybe make him oblivious or maybe have him find comfort in it.

As for bringing in Bruce’s involvement on this I’d think the way to go would be to have him buy up the farm. Clark would probably fall back on payments to things due to grief and stuffing his face. The untrusting/paranoid version of Bruce would work for this, maybe viewing it as a way to monitor/keep an eye on the Superman or have him indebted to him.

Clark would keep growing and I’d say around the 500lbs range start to notice somethings developing. Bringing in some male lactation with classic bovine elements. Moobs getting bigger, tiny horns sprout, and maybe a tail and floppy ears idk, up for debate.

Once Bruce discovers him like this he starts questioning Clark and during which fondles these new features and doing so sets Clark off to act submissive (cause honestly need more sub!Clark and bottom!Clark fics people please). Bruce seeing an advantage over the super-being as well as a fun opportunity goes dom-mode with Clark and sexy times happen. Of course treating him and calling him a cow and everything that goes with that.

Going on, Clark gradually continues to pile on the weight, and maybe have some stuffing elements with the dom-sub aspect or Bruce seeing it as a way to eliminate him as a threat. Bruce supplying him with lots of food and keeping him out in the barn like the cattle he’s become. All culminating to Bruce leaving him there for sometime to his own devices and later returning finding Clark has fattened himself to blob-sized proportions. More sexy times, milking, yadda yadda, the end.

[pumpkachubby]

[Commission] SuperFatMan weight gain sequence

I got to draw this lovely sequence for @noitemspeachonlyfinaldestination 

they wanted to see him growing from Clark Kent to the point where he really need a new supersuit

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[fatblacksuperman]

oh okay, you fuck with fat black superman... but do you fuck with fat black superman with a micropenis? huh? or fat black butch clark who's trans and butch4butch? hm?

[chubbydrawer]

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