#father lore

[calciumcryptid]

[ Real Exchange Between Me and My Father ]

Me: *watching Perfect 10 Liners*

My Father: What is this?

Me: Perfect 10 Liners

My Father: Is this the gay show?

Me: What?

My Father: Isn't that what you call it? The gay show? The man on man show? The-

Me: Boys Love. It is called Boys Love.

My Father: Ah, Boys Love.

Me: At least, this is one of them.

My Father: There is more?

[eggie-o]

father telling me about the Awful Waffle; what to do when your employer sucks. So you’ve been fired/layed off/qquit/whatever. you need to return your computer. but before you do, you take you computer, and you take something squishy and gross. whatever you want. then you slam it shut. you’ve made an awful waffle. then give it to your employer and never show up again.

[cystictapeworm]

We should bring back communism so that I too like my father can make a political statement by stealing books from shops

[calciumcryptid]

Father: Do you know what a body pillow is?

Me:

[loudblonde]

I have too much insane lore to not become a dad

[eggie-o]

just watched my father eat an airborne tablet. he was unaware you were supposed to mix it with water. it was apparently the most aggressive sweet tart he's ever had.

[eggie-o]

my father impulsively collects every water bottle he sees. it’s become a hobby of sorts. he had so many.

[eggie-o]

Help my partner is explaining the omagaverse lawsuit to my dad T-T