loverboy loosing my mind

★egg★original post tag is he speaks★ ★i like sailing, painting, photography, and sewing :)★ ★18 years old★he/they unless you know me★

[eggie-o]

theme song!!

do you hear that noise?/a little whisky and some reckless boys/talk me down/im giving kisses to the needy now/in this paper town

i love things song so so so much

[the-quasar-hero]

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

[the-quasar-hero]

Mutual: my situationship partner just got caught in a tornado at a broken glass factory where they were cheating on me with my landlord who just increased my rent by 6000% and my pet marmot has a disease so rare they’re naming it after him and all my bones are becoming apricot jelly which I’m allergic to.

Same mutual 16 minutes later: Do you think Ronald McDonald and the Burger King ever explored each other’s bodies?

[remnantglow]

[ijaazat]

summer

1. make a syllabus for yourself - books, media, places, recipes

2. complete 40% of it

3. eat every fruit u can

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[cedarspiced]

[alphacrone]

when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

[alphacrone]

this is in no way a slam on hardcore hiking, it’s very fun, but i mostly just need to lower people’s expectations when i say hiking is a hobby of mine

[lawfulgoodness]

"No no, that's ranger hiking. I like hobbit hiking."

[ach-sss-no]

#you gotta be more specific man#Hobbits are specifically famous for two Really Long Walks

[teaboot]

Long Walks Georgs were outliers adn should not have been counted

[garaks-padded-cell]

I just mowed my 88 year old papas lawn and when i came back inside he lifted my arm to reveal a bug that was attempting to hitchhike into the house. At which point he said "you will NEVER escape my garden." And flicked it back into the grass

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[herpsandbirds]

[catboybiologist]

EVEN BETTER

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[polarity-disturbed]

Could you imagine making your own movie, making like 20 million dollars, and then going “awesome, now to install a DVD duplicating machine in my house and personally burn copies by hand like a medieval monk preserving sacred texts”

Like I need people to understand the mental image here of a multimillionaire internet creator personally overseeing DVD production in his own house like he’s running an underground bootleg operation out of a basement in 2007.

It’s weirdly charming because there’s something very “old internet” about it, this energy of “I made a thing, and now I will physically hand it to people myself like an artisan at a craft fair.”

The man really said: “The future of cinema is me standing next to a humming disc burner at 2am”

And like... I can't help but believe he's onto something

[lmtyl]

Markiplier really said "I'm making a movie" and made a checklist of every possible interpretation of that phrase

[stupidpetface]

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[mossworm]

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

[of-the-astral-sea]

all of us rn

[serenity-bitty]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

everyone get more non-sexually intimate with your close friends right now !!!! or sexually if thats your jam im not the horny police

[noosferik]

guy who enjoys german class a little too much: ancient slavs had words of power they used to shout mountains apart

girl who collects crystals: that's actually true as fuck

70 year old professor who sometimes calls students "comrade": faggotry is actually good, I don't have a problem with faggotry, Aristotle was a faggot, Caesar was a faggot...

guy behind me: YOOOOO check it out (pulls up beheading video on a chechen telegram previously unknown to mankind)

Professor: ...Galileo was a faggot, I think Napoleon was a faggot, Comrade Tito probably wasn't a faggot but...

[ruttotohtori]

Ku kentaurit o puoliks ihmisii ja puoliks hevosii ni oisko se sit eläimiinsekaantumista jos panis kentaurii?

[vieraantunutkurpitsa]

Kai se riippuu kumpaa “puolta” panisit…

[neekkis]

Kaikki paitsi suuseksi ois siis eläimiinsekaantumista. Entä jos se on päinvastoinen kentauri? 

[ruttotohtori]

Eli siis niinku

?

[tulitie]

En tiiä ton panemisesta mut miten se liikkuis ja miks toi on ees olemassa ja mikä ois evoluution tarkotus noille käsille? haluan vastauksia

[ruttotohtori]

Käsillä ylttää haarojen välii

[neekkis]

Tää koko postaus on yksi iso sekametelisoppa, josta liikkkuu 10 eri versiota. 

[imaginarymagnitude-deactivated2]

I don’t understand Finnish but I really like this picture.

[neekkis]

We are discussing about: “Is it beastiality if you fuck with centaur”. That picture is reverse-centaur. 

[kristalliankka]

Ladies and gentlemen, here we have the finnish tumblr.

[ruttotohtori]

[tulitie]

Musta tuntyy et tosta päinvastoin-kentaurista pitäis tehä suomitumblrin toteemieläin tms

[ruttotohtori]

[neekkis]

Anteeksi tuplapostaus, mutta MILLAINEN anatomia päinvastoin kentaurilla mahtaakaan olla? :D Hevosen vai ihmisen sisäelimet ja missä suhteessa?

[ristiinrastiinnaulittu]

break the barriers guise

[suomalainenpotilas]

Tää postaus ei kuole koskaan

[kinahmi]

mä vihaan/rakastan tätä postausta niin paljon et tekee mieli puukottaa jotakuta

[therandommeerkat]

I don’t understand what is going on but the pictures

[ruttotohtori]

EI TÄS NÄIN PITÄNY KÄYDÄ

[ruttotohtori]

ja noiki viel

[neekkis]

Oho. 

[tulitie]

[ruttotohtori]

Sä teit siitä my little ponyn!

[animehinttari]

tää on oikeesti mun suosikkipostaus koko tumblrissa

[utafumi]

Eih

[that-one-tall-dorky-dude]

“And Satan said, let the Finnish people have tumblr!” 

[lusiferi]

Enkä kyl kadu yhtään että sen tein

[tappakaamut-blog]

Pakko reblogata tää tähänkin blogiin koska tää on masterpiece josta voin kertoo tuleville sukupolville

[ruttotohtori]

kokeilin suomipaskageneraattorii ja

[itsensakaljastaja]

tää on hitosti kivempi lukee nyt kun dash ei oo täynnä viivoja

[suomalainenpotilas]

onneks niitä viivoja ei enää oo

[ruisleipajuusto]

pakko reblogata aina kun tulee vastaan, tää on yksinkertaisesti vaan legenda

[kodittomatsammakot]

Joo tää on sellanen ALWAYS REBLOG

[fineleideeh]

Jos sitä nyt ajattelee, niin käänteismerenneidon paneskelu on ihan hyväksyttyä, nii miksei sitte käänteiskentaurin.

[neekkis]

Tähän ilmestyy aina jotain uutta

[kodittomatsammakot]

Millasia jälkeläisiä noi kaks sais?

[fineleideeh]

????????????

[kodittomatsammakot]

holy shit se on hieno

[ruttotohtori]

ei vittu mä haluun tollasen

[godyoutalkpretty]

So here’s the thing; I don’t understand a word of this. I just need to share the pictures with everyone!

[ravingdionysius]

I don’t understand the words. I don’t need to be understand the words. I don’t want to understand the words. The pictures are fine

[theotherjax]

@junemermaid fyi

[gayharoldfinch]

@xlostlenore should i be afraid to reblog this? i mean…if the text is as wild as the pictures lmao

[nettisivustakatsoja]

The text is even wilder.

[suomalainenpotilas]

joka kerta kun nään tän postauksen se on erilainen 

[calibanmorgan]

@carpedm87

[lunarwings]

@dem0ness pls explain

[dem0ness]

luna i couldnt explain the sacred reverse centaur if i tried

[suidesuchan]

@varahai toivottavasti pitkä versio ei haittaa

[varahai]

Syvimmät kiitokseni!

[ruttotohtori]

Ens kesäkuussa käänteiskentaurin 10v synttärit……

[anxious-possum]

I do not understand anything from the text but I’m okay with it and I agree wholeheartedly

[ruttotohtori]

👍

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