#faun!scout

[sunshinescunt]

More faun!scout and finally garuda!medic because they're really cool and i'm not at all obsessed with their designs

Courtesy of the amazing @markingatlightspeed

[baguettefeels]

Finished this lovely commission for the equally lovely @oddport-fiction! She wanted to gift the ever so sweet @markingatlightspeed a faun Scout from her story Monstrous Intent! Oddport says this is a “thank you for one of my favorite tf2 fanfic series and as an inspiration for more to come.” 

Check out Monstrous Intent from @markingatlightspeed (warning must be over 18 to read)

[sunshinescunt]

What the fuck is pharmacy even about bro

[markingatlightspeed]

I need to write Scout actually learning/coming up with more faerie magic in MI cause I love the idea of him snapping his fingers and suddenly everyone nearby just looks at him like they need his ass YESTERDAY because oh neat Scout learned a spell that amplifies his pheromones today! Though tbh he and Medic should collab on a spell that makes a butthole more elastic for a while, for he sake of jotun!Heavy. Or manifests magical lubricant in and on an oriface. Or both. Scout would be unstoppable. He'd just be like "yo who wants to fuck this ass", throw down some quick spells, then just get on all fours and wait, lol Too much power for one faun.

[monstrousintent]

head canon that scout sheds and you can tell when he's been spending time with a particular merc cuz there's fur all over their pants crotch

Headcanon accepted!  Especially when the seasons change, he’s probably a nightmare of deer fur all over the other guys, but makes up for it by, yanno, providing constant casual sex and frequent snugs.

[typingatlightspeed]

How large do scout's antlers get, anyway?

Scout’s antlers are six-point, with three points on each antler.  They’re a little over a foot long.

Mind, he sheds his antlers once every decade, so they have the chance to get larger over time, with more points, and more size, but it’s Scout so let’s be real here he’s gonna have cute little antlers and look nonthreatening forever lol.

[markingatlightspeed]

Scout's faun form makes him immortal right? (or extremely long lived?) Has he come to terms with that yet? If it was mentioned in a fic and i missed it, sorry

It does!  Well, functionally immortal.  Technically he has an infinite lifespan, and doesn’t physically age.  He can still die from, say, violence or disease or starvation or anything that could kill a person other than old age.

It’s been mentioned a few times, but there hasn’t been much (yet) in the fics to tackle the subject.  Mostly because it hasn’t really hit Scout yet that, amongst all of the other adjustments he has to make, especially the physical ones he’s had to go through, that on top of it he’s going to potentially outlive his family, Heavy, Demo, Sniper, and Engie (barring cyborg shenanigans), all of his friends, and anyone else he really cares about.  The only people with similar lifespans he knows are Medic (now that he’s a garuda), Spy, Pyro, and Soldier (who technically has no lifespan since he’s not alive).  And, technically, Arsenios.  But fuck that guy.

It’s going to be something he’s going to have to come to terms with eventually, and it’s going to come up in the fic I’m currently working on.  Scout has a LOT of changes to adjust to, and he’s taking them as they come at this point.  Poor bby.

[markingatlightspeed]

Headcanon: Scout finds an orphan fawn and it starts following him around, bleating and trying to find somewhere to nurse because he just smells like a normal deer.

PFFT oh no that would be so cute!  Chasing him around everywhere, sleeping beside him, demanding attention and cuddles, wah!

And I just imagine the first time it goes to nurse Scout’s not paying attention and gets a nose in the crotch like those dogs that feel the need to poke around and he jumps like five feet straight up “WOAH HEY NO”, pfft.

And Scout sitting with a babby fawn in his lap, bottle feeding it and smiling at the wee babby.  ;3;