#fckeden

[alecaholic-blog2]

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i hate you :)

☾ - sleep headcanon

Sleep is... literally the most important thing in Alec’s life. Like, he treasures his sleep so fucking much that if someone tries to wake him up he will come SWINGING and be a pissy baby until he gets to go back to sleep. He’s a little bitch about sleep.

☠ - angry/violent headcanon

He fucking loves being MAD. Like, this idiot goes out of his way to piss off even his closest friends because he likes it when they say something to piss him off. Like, it’s... Strange. How someone would seek happiness or joy, Alec seeks anger. When he’s angry, it’s an excuse to get violent more times than not. Like, “listen, you pissed me off, this is your fault.” even though... It’s obviously Alec’s fault. 

☆ - happy headcanon

The last time Alec was genuinely happy was that night before Milo wussed out. Since then he’s felt some joy, but it’s nothing like the happiness he felt sitting in that car, though. Speeding down the highway, contemplating taking that hard left and ending it all. That THRILL of his life at risk man, it just gets him going.

☮ - friendship headcanon

Alec’s never had friends, like at all in his entire life he’s been very solo in all of his adventures. It wasn’t until he met that group of friends from community service hours, and milo, did he really feel himself bonding with people. After the whole going-to-jail-thing though, he was over it. Alec wanted nothing to do with friendships or people which is why it’s been relatively hard for him to keep from wanting to push Eden to that zone where they’re fwb. That way, he can sort of keep a handle on it and one day if he just decides to dip, he’ll have ammo. He’s just been burned so many times he doesn’t trust easy. And finds ENEMIES are much better than friends, because it’s the end result in EVERYTHING.

[alecaholic-blog2]

fckeden replied to your post 

“so turns out my mom, sis and bro in law want me to get out of the...”

[shouts from the back] she doesn't even go here

okay but literally put this on my headstone.

[mxscn]

FAT SHAME MY CHARACTER ONE MORE TIME UR TRIGGERING ME

[ohrcmy]

romy and eden :)

who is more likely to hurt the other? i mean they both probably have shitty control of their limbs after too many drinks, accidental punches happenwho is emotionally stronger? both equally? well.. ‘strong’ but ‘stable’ is iffywho is physically stronger? eden jfcwho is more likely to break a bone? romy is the epitome of that ‘wanna see how punk i am *punches a wall* take me to the hospital’ post who knows best what to say to upset the other? ‘drinks on me’ tend to do it p wellwho is most likely to apologise first after an argument? would they even need to tho?? they’d fight and cool down and that’s that who treats who’s wounds more often? romy’s an expert at this thanks atlaswho is in constant need of comfort? not really either of them c’mon nowwho gets more jealous? they’re both batshit that just comes with the territorywho’s most likely to walk out on the other? eden seems more likely tbhwho will propose? any time eden does anything cool, drunk romy is like ‘my wife!’ so there who has the most difficult parents? eden’s i guess because romy’s are DEAD (tho... that’s kind of difficult like how rude?)who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? it’s the quickest way to get guys off your back, so either go for it when necessary.who hogs the blankets? they’re smart enough to just get a bunch of comfy blankets who even needs to share it’s 2016who gets more sad? romy but it’s okay bc it quickly washes into anger which is more eden’s territory anywaywho is better at cheering the other up? again ‘drinks on me’ can solve anyTHINGwho’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes? romy: makes a dumb joke, eden: actually slaps the shit out of herwho is more streetwise? bOTHwho is more wise? eden in her own crazy ass way but i mean, it’s like the blind leading the blind when it comes to sensibility and them who’s the shyest? neither wtfwho boasts about the other more? drunk romy praises eden so muchwho sits on who’s lap? romy because she’s two inches tall

[mxscn]

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☆ : for a drunken voicemail

“ E D E N, i swear to god, i just got a picture with fucking lebron james, himself, just walking down the street. isn’t that fucking insane? anyway, i told him i named my baby after him       our baby, sorry       and he gave me, i shit you not, a $200 check to put into the college fund. i didn’t tell him we ended up throwing you down the stairs, but lebron goddamn james just paid me actual money. maybe this could help pay for, like, genuine baby ditching services if we ever decide to get into it without a condom again. or i could go buy some fucking jordans. is that betrayal? ”

[ohrcmy]

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♚ : for a confessing voicemail

“ okay, i lied... i DID try stripping once, but---- okay, god, this is embarrassing... i tried that, uh, whole schtick with wrapping your legs around the pole while you’re upside down? it looked easy! i thought i had the balance! but i was a little high and a little drunk so when i tried it, my ankle got caught and my tit popped out before i meant it to and pretty much fell face first. so, twenty-four hours as a stripper, i end up with a broken nose and requests that i never get up there again. see? cam work is WAY easier - and safer. don’t tell anyone about this ever. ”

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Ω: favourite feature of your muse's

“ big ass and little waist aside, i’ve got a real thing for eden’s hands. they’re these little things compared to mine, and she’s always got that perfect manicure you know she spent fifty plus on, and there’s something about zebra print nails around your dick that just does it. maybe that’s just a me thing. ”

♡: how they hug your muse

“ anything you do with eden has to be violent, and i hear women like to be swept off their feet. that’s what you do       catch her around the ankles and bring her to the ground. i should write a goddamn instruction manual. ”

♢: how they share a bed with your muse

“ sharing a bed with her is like asking to be roundhoused in your sleep. don’t know how many times i’ve woken up on the f l o o r or with foot sized bruises all over my legs. might as well just sleep under the bed, because that’s where you’ll end up, anyway. ” 

♛: pet name for your muse

“ little bitch. ”

☾: what my muse says to yours when they think they're asleep

“ i have every opportunity to take you out before you inevitably end up killing me first, but since i’m such a great goddamn friend, i won’t do it. not tonight. ”

☆: what they miss about your muse when they're apart

“ sense of humor, because there’s no one i can mess around with the way i can eden. she doesn’t need a trigger warning whenever i drag her for being ugly, and that’s the way i like it. ”

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♥: small way to show your muse they care

“ i always have food on the table for eden when she comes over. i know what the woman likes, and it’s either takeout, pizza, or mexican from that place down the street, all paired with an ounce of something that’s not entirely weed. she’s not too particular, makes it easy on me, but goddamnit, she’d better realize how great of a friend i really am. she’d better pay me back, too. ”

☮: favourite thing about your muse

“ how easy she takes a tumble down the stairs. hit’s stomach first like a real man.       no, what i love about eden is her sense of humor. it’s just like mine, dark and might actually have some drive and meaning behind it if you squint. don’t get me wrong, i’m not wholesome enough to appreciate only the aspects of her personality. he body is bangin’, and i would know because i have banged it. ”

☯: first impression of your muse

“ i honestly thought she was going to crack me over the head with a chair. was already trying to work out in my head how oliver was going to pay for the funeral expenses on his own. figured if i were to die, i’d rather die by her hand than anyone else’s. turned out to be a pretty spot on first impression, i think. i’d still let eden kill me, if it came down to it. ”