Valentine’s Prompts
✶ “Get up, sucker, we’re going out.” “I’m not in the—“ “Don’t care, you’ve been moping for so long, if you won’t find a date, I will drag you on one!”
✶ “If this is another dumbass prank you will never see me again.” “I swear, this is no prank. Just a reservation to a nice restaurant and the promise of spending a nice evening with yours truly.”
✶ “What are you doing here? It’s Valentine’s Day, shouldn’t you be with your partner?” “Oh, um… They forgot.” “What? They forgot? That won’t do. Come on, I’m taking you out.”
✶ “Do you have any plans for the 14th this months?” “Baby, that is Valentine’s Day. Obviously I’ll be juggling my many many lovers to decide which one of them gets the honor of— Noo! Stop! Mercy!“ “No mercy for brats! You’ll get tickled until you apologize!”
✶ “If you hate Valetine’s so much, why are you grinning and blushing at the gifts he sent you?” “What, am I not allowed to appreciate a sweet gesture?”
✶ “I thought we agreed not to gifts this year.” “Yeah, well, I lied.”
✶ “Oh, I just… I didn’t expect to get anything for Valentine’s this year.” “I know. That’s why it was so important for me to do this.”
✶ “I didn’t know you could be romantic.” “Try not to spread the word.” “Your secret is safe with me.”
✶ “You didn’t have to get me anything!” “No, no. You said the same thing last year, and then you were mad until easter!”
[Prompt Calender: February 14th, Valentine's Day]
