#feedrhett2k17

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The thong song though...

How many times did those trongs guys practice that ad? They were practically robotic.

“We’ve been together for so many years,” Rhett says. Not “We’ve been friends for so many years.” And Link didn’t even correct him. I cry. :’)

Yeah, that hair in the jello almost made me gag too, Link. D:

Rhett consumed that spoon like a woodchipper. Imagine if Jessie replaced all their spoons with edible ones. Rhett would never leave the kitchen. XD

“You don’t eat horizontal sometimes?” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I’m so mature...and the way Link laughed makes me think he had some other ideas about this as well.

I WAS WAITING FOR THE MASSAGE SONG but dang I wish they’d extended that part some more. x)

Nice Cornhole Song reference. I like when they mention their old songs.

Dont hurt Chase! T_T

“Let’s go kill some people.” bahahaha of course.

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“Bring it out, put it in.” :o

They’re so happy to be fed today. I love it. :D

“He’s got that guy with glasses that he keeps tied up around the neck.” Oh my...why did Rhett’s brain go kinky so quickly...

“Once your saliva gets to it, everything will be okay.”

Okay, Rhett talking about the apocalypse is almost like he was spying on me outlining my fic last night. :0

“I don’t need fictionalized portrayals of it.” YES YOU DO, RHETT.

What is this Meatagain crap and why are they so into it?? I’m glad they’re creating their own scenes, with Link begging for food and Rhett telling him to dance. XD

Link talks about his food. Rhett talks about the apocalypse. #typical

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Aww poor Rhett got sad because Link didn’t treat his food as gingerly as he treated his own.

“If you wink at the McDonald’s girl, she may give you a lime. She may also call the police.”

“Don’t apologize, man. Nothing that we’re doing is wrong. Nothing.” Well, that’s a fic quote if I ever heard one.

Dang, it’s been a minute since the last mail segment.

Rhett: (desperate to show off his knowledge to someone) THAT’S A HOCKEY TERM LINK.

Link is a thigh bracer. More fic material.

Link also apparently needs a slapchop to work out his pent-up aggression. O_O Holy crap, that yell scared me.

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I remember seeing Link’s jacket before, but maybe it was on Rhett? Can’t remember.

The sounds coming from them both while hanging upside down are hilarious. :D

Rhett’s legs are SO freaking long!

“This is like the Shroud of Turin. Which one looks more like Jesus.” lmao Link where did that come from.

Rhett becomes a whimpering mess when he hangs upside down and it’s strangely adorable.

“Follow my voice to the balls. I mean, to these balls.” Now I’m thinking of a rhinky scenario where Link is blindfolded and has to find Rhett’s balls. XD

Aww Rhett’s being so sweet and encouraging! And maybe it’s just my imagination, but he’s freaking STARING at Link and I can’t even.

Dang it, now I gotta get some Pringles today to see how I’ve been eating them.

Rhett’s face gets so focused and happy when he eats.

“This is a t-shirt with an opportunity.” WTF LINK WHY IS IT AN OPPORTUNITY unless you guys have actually been screwing this whole time and you’re happy that you won’t need to take anything off for Rhett to get it in, right

Rhett HAS to proclaim his love for every food he eats. He probably compliments the crap out of Jessie’s cooking. He’s so focused on eating that he’s not even paying attention to Link sticking styrofoam heads in his crotch. XD Someone feed that man.

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I was hoping this wasn’t going to be a taste test. Link’s shirt is cute though.

Rhett: (makes mouth noises) Link: (copies Rhett, then questions why he did so)

LICK THE DADDY

I was waiting for a soylent green joke there...

Rhett treats food the same way I do. If food is placed in front of me, it disappears. Someone feed that hungry man.

Link is a diet genius awww

JUST EAT THE BREAD DANG IT

I must be missing the gene that people who like Dr. Pepper have. Not a fan of diet soda either, thanks to aspartame and sweeteners that taste gross to me. Probably the only sort-of healthy food choice I make. :P

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LINK’S BEARD WHAT

I like his beard much more now that his hair’s up. Who would’ve thought.

Good gravy, why don’t you guys just kiss each other.. Just think of the views it would bring.

Rhett’s tongue is the cutest little thing. *blep*

Someone tell the crew to stop with the fake sexy voices. XD These hints are terrible.

“All the way... in this game.” >.>

I love Link pretending that he hates watching Rhett kiss when they’ve already made eye contact while doing so. Just let it happen, man.

“Susan fallen lip first into some sort of... meat.” :|

Poor Rhett is so hungry that he forgot how to read. Speaking of, this is some horribly cringe-worthy writing. XD This is what I imagine them reading fanfiction to be like, EXCEPT that chances are the fics would be wayy better.

Link’s getting so into this that his eyebrow’s coming out to play.

DANG IT THE MORE WAS JUST GETTING GOOD :( I didn’t realize how short it was...

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The first thing I thought of when they said activated charcoal was its use for treating poisoning.

It’s like Link’s ink mouth all over again.

“I’m role-playing. You’re not the baby.” YES HE IS LINK

I’ve never been to a club either and that’s quite all right with me.

“You look like somebody’s twisting a part of your body that’s out of frame.” That’s how Rhett looks when someone has him by the balls? XD

Wow, Link knows a celebrity name that Rhett doesn’t.

Arguing about whick eye to close, being nitpicky about their eyeliner application...this is so flirty and cute that it hurts. <3

“Don’t whisper at me when you’re doing it.” LET RHETT WHISPER SWEETLY TO YOU

Rhett’s spending way more time on Link’s face. I like how he mentioned taped boobies in the hopes that Link will remove his shirt and tape his nipples probably.

Since when is Rhett more sensitive about smells than Link.

THE CHARCOAL FART CLOUD I’M DYING

(winces) Good grief they chew loudly.

This club sounds nuts. I like Rhett’s description of the bartenders. XD

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BUDDY SYSTEM YAAY

Okay cool I like the idea of Good Mythical Summer. We’ll get a break without losing new content completely even if randl are using it to test-drive giving gmm different hosts

I think I’m going to skip the rest of this episode :/ Too gross for me. I like their lab coats though.