Felix: Don’t worry, I have a few guns up my sleeves
Wash: I think you meant tricks?
Tucker: He did not.
Felix, pulling guns out of his sleeves: I did not.
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Felix: Don’t worry, I have a few guns up my sleeves
Wash: I think you meant tricks?
Tucker: He did not.
Felix, pulling guns out of his sleeves: I did not.
Villain: 31 Days of Fictober
Pairing: Felix x Reader
Word Count: 333
Requester: @mandytrekkie
A/N: You can request spooky flash fics and tsfs here!
“Felix, are you almost done getting ready?” you questioned tugging at your costume. You hated how revealing it was but it would get the job as you played distraction at the party tonight.
Halloween was good for two things. Getting away with disguises and lots of drunk rich people.
“Felix, if you are not out in one minute I’m busting down this door,” Locus pounded on the dressing room door.
“Geeze,” he stumbled out, “It takes time to look this good.”
You crossed your arms and shot a glare upon seeing his costume. Felix wasn’t paying attention though he was eating up how you looked in your own little catsuit.
“If you would like to wear that to my room later tonight, you are so welcome to,” he grinned and Locus rolled his eyes.
“Really?” Locus gestured to the smaller man.
“What?” Felix looked down at himself.
“Cruella de Vil?” You raised your eyebrows. “First off she’s a woman, second good job finding something flashy and noticeable, and third you just scream villain.”
“Hey, in this day and age anyone can be Cruella and no one will suspect what’s right in front of them. Besides they’re going to be too busy looking at you. In fact, I, myself might be. Maybe you should go change into something else. I can help,” Felix started moving towards the dressing room you had previously occupied.
Locus put a hand on his chest to stop him. When Felix looked up at him, Locus gave a hard stare and said, “Let’s just go pay for our costumes and get to the party.”
Felix rolled his eyes, “Whatever.” He waved his hand as he passed the two of you and headed for the register.
Locus turned back to you, “You remember we do have a backup plan if Felix, well, is Felix.”
“I heard that!” Felix sang, now halfway to the front of the store.
“I know but for once I’d like to go with Plan A,” you sighed.
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"You can trust me," with Felix?
“You can trust me,” Felix held out a hand to you as you struggled to get over the wall on your own.
You paused your struggle and narrowed your eyes at him before trying your best to climb on your own as he perched at the top.
“Oh come on,” he rolled his eyes as he watched you with an amused smile.
You paused once more to look up at him. “Excuse me, you tried to kill me not five minutes ago.”
“Yeah but then I found out you were hot,” Felix chuckled, “Especially with that knife. Now come on before those stupid soldiers find us.”
There was the sound of gun fire and a bullet went into the wall beside your head.
“Okay! Help!” you reached out for Felix.
“Oh, sure you want my help now,” he gave a dramatic sigh but reached down to help you.
Dating Felix would include:
Dating Felix would include:
You always being the best dressed and best looking couple in the room
Felix is so the jealous type. You’ve saved quite a few unknowing suitors lives.
Him spoiling you often all the time. He loves getting you pretty things and little things that remind him of you
Him getting to be the little spoon all the time. He loves to be snuggled.
He’ll surprise you by remembering every birthday, anniversary, and moment together. He doesn’t seem like he’s going to remember but it’s your birthday and suddenly you’re smothered with presents
Locus constantly asking you to keep him in line and you still can’t tell if he’s joking or not
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“Oh, come on. You don’t find him the least bit charming?” you elbowed your partner. “I mean, sure. He’s a pain in the ass but he’s good looking. Honestly, you both are. For real though, I’d sleep with either of you.”
You could practically feel Locus rolling his eyes but he didn’t even give you his usual grunt so you looked to him. He was looking over your shoulder.
You groaned, “He's right behind me, isn’t he?”
Locus gave a curt nod and you hung your head. As charming as you thought Felix was you did not want to feed his ego any further.
“So I smell a threesome,” Felix slung an arm over both of you. “Or we can always go one on one,” he turned to you.
“What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” w/ Felix xxx
“Hey,” you stepped in front of Felix, hand on his chest. He looked down at you surprised that you were stopping him. “You can’t shoot someone just because they looked at me.”
“It wasn’t a look. He checked you out. I just figured a bullet to the brain might stop those dirty thoughts he was having,” Felix smirked and tried to step forward but you pushed him back more.
“That’s not what we’re here for plus he and his friends are civilians,” you reminded.
“Fine. I’ll just stab him a little,” Felix sighed and peaked at you to see if you would agree. You just glared at him and he gave a small huff, “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.”
“Felix!”
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